Mourinho and Dinho lemon-lipped in limelight
Jose Mourinho isnÃ¢ÂÂt a man youÃ¢ÂÂd usually associate with getting as far as possible from media attention. But this hasnÃ¢ÂÂt been a usual week.
Tatarstan, home of InterÃ¢ÂÂs Champions league opponents Rubin Kazan, is probably as far as one can get from the centre of European football, but itÃ¢ÂÂs perfect for Mourinho to escape the Italian media Ã¢ÂÂ and in particular television.
The Portuguese was at his most irritable following InterÃ¢ÂÂs Saturday loss at Sampdoria.
When dragged in front of the cameras to give his views on the game, he was as sour as month-old milk.
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The barely-hidden feeling was that he was there against his will to satisfy contractual obligations Ã¢ÂÂ which isnÃ¢ÂÂt in fact true: there is no official contract between clubs and TV for coaches to appear, although itÃ¢ÂÂs expected.
Much less expected are comments so caustic that they make the whole thing an ordeal hardly worth repeating on a regular basis.
While many coaches trot out the same old clichÃÂ©s, Jose can never be accused of being banal, but when he is downright rude, what is he providing to the overall analysis of the game?
The questioners Ã¢ÂÂ or, as our man sees them, the prosecution Ã¢ÂÂ can press all the right buttons so when the name of Luigi del Neri was mentioned as a bete noir, having got one over Mou once again just as he had with Atalanta, the reply was as hyper-sensitive as a car alarm at 3am.
Poor old Del boy replaced Mourinho at Porto but was soon shown the door Ã¢ÂÂ something the Special One took great delight in pointing out.
Ã¢ÂÂMy bete noir?Ã¢ÂÂ he hissed. Ã¢ÂÂHe canÃ¢ÂÂt be, I won the Champions League and he was sacked after two weeks.Ã¢ÂÂ
And with that reproach ringing around the studio, off he trotted to the Urals before you could say Ã¢ÂÂChristmas card list.Ã¢ÂÂ
MourinhoÃ¢ÂÂs mood may have been lightened somewhat with the news that Juventus could only draw at home to Bologna thus leaving Samp as the sole leaders Ã¢ÂÂ something that wonÃ¢ÂÂt concern the champions too much.
The Old Lady definitely had Munich on their minds; missing enough chances to put the game beyond doubt before the hour mark, they were then caught on the hop deep into injury time.
So thatÃ¢ÂÂs just one victory from the last four games for Juve and the hoots of celebration could probably be heard all the way from central Russia.
It was cantankerous weekend all round, with AS Roma and Catania duking it out like two irate motorists in rush hour.
ThereÃ¢ÂÂs some history between the teams and when the capital-city visitors grabbed an unlikely draw with almost the last kick of the game, the scene was set for the usual pushing and shoving, heated words and the odd red card.
Loose talk was also the order of the day in Naples where the tetchy Aurelio de Laurentiis was lightening the mood by ruing the day he ever employed Roberto Donadoni.
In fact, he was lamenting the fact that his sporting director Pierpaolo Marino had ever talked him into replacing dear old Edy Reja.
On being informed just ahead of the Siena game that he was no longer the blue-eyed boy, Marino had a few choice words on the subject Ã¢ÂÂ so the movie mogul edited his supporting man out of the ongoing soap opera live on television.
ItÃ¢ÂÂs difficult to say whether De Laurentiis had been led down this confessionary route in the heat of the moment, or if he too was using the medium he understands so well, for his own means Ã¢ÂÂ probably the latter.
Whatever, such outbursts ensure that the television remote control was always to hand over the weekend. All the better to follow the comedy channel where AC Milan now reside.
Even watching lame LeoÃ¢ÂÂs lads labour at home to Bari made for great Sunday evening entertainment: plenty of goalmouth action, some fine goalkeeping at both ends and the sight of Ronaldinho and Clarence SeedorfÃ¢ÂÂs long faces when their numbers were called in.
It ensured the weekend ended just as it started Ã¢ÂÂ with sour-faced underachievers getting out of the media glare.
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