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The race for fourth place is well and truly on, although someone should really tell the competitors that winning games would help.

Besides looking at the table, which is cheating, an obvious way of figuring out who are the worst teams in the Premier League is when their name appears after the sentence, âÂÂNo disrespect toâ¦.âÂÂ

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