What not to wear (probably)

One of the oddest World Cup-flavoured things we've been sent – and man, there's competition for that title – is this MorphSuit.

The combination of England's last warm-up game and the magazine editor's birthday (plus overwork and World Cup fever) prompted our features editor Louis "Weird Weekend" Massarella to clamber inside.

Warning: the following scenes may be disturbing.

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