Muppet mastery from River Plate president

An email arrived in my inbox this morning from a fellow Argy football fan with the title F.*.*.K.I.N.G M.U.P.P.E.T.

Half expecting an amateur YouTube clip of Miss Piggy in an inappropriate clinch with Kermit, I can't say I was overly surprised to see it was about River Plate's president José Maria Aguilar.

"The members of the barras that were in the papers, I don't know," he exclaimed.

It was in relation to the huge, and bloody fight at the Veléz stadium last weekend, in full glorious technicolour , between knife carrying members of internal factions of River's barra.

"Of the one's in the photos," he continued, "very few are members of River Plate. Of the 25 faces I don't know any of them."

It is quite a claim from a club who has actively employed members of the barra brava, including Acro, a young barra, who was River's pool cleaner....on US $68,000 a year.

This policy of hear no evil, see no evil, speak evil can only continue to damage River's failing integrity.

And just to lighten the mood a little: Mahna Mahna Hey!