1 September 2012
"Cole and Gazza ain't gonna come near me, man! I'm the world number one footballer-slash-rapper"
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27 January 2012
Back of the Net's John Foster on the potential Tigers-taming tasty comestible...
1 November 2011
"Cheese is for children. It's a poison"
1 August 2011
"Jamie Oliver talks a lot. You could stick an orange in his mouth to muffle him, then get him on the grill and season him with oil, salt and pepper"
"I'm terrified of spiders"
1 March 2011
"I like hotpot. I've had black pudding, too. Scotch eggs? I've not heard of this"
1 February 2011
"A hoverboard or a singing puppy? Who writes these questions?"
3 December 2010
"Graham Taylor called me up for an England friendly behind closed doors. I thought it was a wind-up!"
6 November 2010
"The Beatles would beat me up..."
10 October 2010
"I never joined the scouts, so there was never a Waddle woggle"

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