Latest Features

SHARES
24 September 2004
"?I want to see footballers sparking out photographers, falling out of nightclubs and shagging Page Three girls...”
SHARES
1 August 2004
"I think that there’s a lot of similar things between English and German people, but neither side wants to admit it"
SHARES
"I went to the toilet and found myself next to a guy with a swastika tattooed on his forehead"
SHARES
1 July 2004
"If Bergkamp had played in the Cruyff team of 1974, Holland would have won the World Cup"
SHARES
1 July 2004
"My first dog, called Sam Fay Lady, only cost £250. She was absolutely useless"
SHARES
"People go to Walsall because they love it. They don't know what a prawn is"
SHARES
20 April 2004
"There are no players like George Best now and there never will be"
SHARES
29 January 2004
“I’m certain that I’d win Celebrity Fame Academy if I ever got the chance"
SHARES
1 January 2004
"Of course I don't remember it, you bitch. Ha ha!"
SHARES
1 December 2003
"I play golf and I used to play cricket - I'm not any good though"

Pages

Subscribe to Latest Features