What do Kevin Keegan and Sousa Cintra have in common? They both suffer from Ã¢ÂÂfoot-in-mouthÃ¢ÂÂ syndrome and down the years have provided some one-liners that already belong to the Comedy Hall of Fame.
Kicking off as Boney MÃ¢ÂÂs Rivers of Babylon stood at No.1 in the charts, Argentina 78 was a mysterious wonderland of ticker tape, cigarette-smoking managers, exotic kits, unrecognisable names and great mops of curly hair. And that was without Kevin Keegan.
Ledley King is a better option in the centre of England's midfield than Gareth Barry or Michael Carrick, while the 'unadaptable' Darren Bent should be spending the summer on the beach, according to Les Ferdinand.