Ã¢ÂÂOpen, flowing finals? Only for teams who donÃ¢ÂÂt know what theyÃ¢ÂÂre doing.Ã¢ÂÂ That was Gazzetta dello SportÃ¢ÂÂs verdict on InterÃ¢ÂÂs efficient despatch of Bayern Munich in the Santiago Bernabeu on Saturday.
What do Kevin Keegan and Sousa Cintra have in common? They both suffer from Ã¢ÂÂfoot-in-mouthÃ¢ÂÂ syndrome and down the years have provided some one-liners that already belong to the Comedy Hall of Fame.
Kicking off as Boney MÃ¢ÂÂs Rivers of Babylon stood at No.1 in the charts, Argentina 78 was a mysterious wonderland of ticker tape, cigarette-smoking managers, exotic kits, unrecognisable names and great mops of curly hair. And that was without Kevin Keegan.