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Kevin Davies
1 February 2011
"A hoverboard or a singing puppy? Who writes these questions?"
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3 December 2010
"Graham Taylor called me up for an England friendly behind closed doors. I thought it was a wind-up!"
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6 November 2010
"The Beatles would beat me up..."
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10 October 2010
"I never joined the scouts, so there was never a Waddle woggle"
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16 September 2010
"Domenech was right: I’m a Scorpio, I had his wife, and I’m a bad man..."
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17 July 2010
"I'd like a go at being Bugs Bunny. He was tremendous at outwitting everyone..."
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26 June 2010
"Sepp Blatter in a loin cloth, covered in body paint? That would be brilliant..."
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"Wash 'n' Go? I've got bags full of it, mate. The boys have never smelled so good"
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1 April 2010
"Peter Sissons would give you a knock with a spanner, but I might stand a chance with Moira Stewart"
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1 January 2010
"Kenny loves gadgets. I got him to set up my son's Scalextric"

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