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1 October 2008
"I worked in a sausage factory, so if I was playing badly I was having a ‘Banger’ or if I was playing well, I was ‘Sizzling’..."
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13 September 2008
"Can I change to Pocahontas? She had those South American curves, very nice..."
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31 July 2008
"Glenn sent me to see Eileen Drewery. I sat in this seat, I couldn’t see her – I thought she was going to come out with no clothes on or something!"
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26 June 2008
"I was stuck in the back of a car for two hours with Edwina Curry... it was like being stuck with your mother-in-law."
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"Someone will say: 'It’s you isn’t it? Martin Peters!' That’s quite odd, I’m much more handsome..."
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15 April 2008
"I had some dodgy prawns from this tapas restaurant. I seriously thought I was going to die. It was all going on, at both ends..."
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6 March 2008
"I went in a wheelchair. I had a dressing gown on, a bandage round my head...but I’d leap up and start dancing."
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1 February 2008
"I dreamed about being a dwarf"
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12 January 2008
"A petting zoo? What’s that? A Stan Collymore dogging thing?"
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1 December 2007
"We loaded and loaded the M16s. Our fingers were bleeding"

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