Double standards from Del Bosque and Marca

If Joan LaportaâÂÂs wettest dream, an independent Catalan football side, ever comes true, then at least one part of the Spain managerâÂÂs life would have been made considerably easier: the politics.

Of course, this undeniable upside would be instantly countered by losing the likes of Pique and Xavi and having to build the midfield around Guti, a footballer who now claims to have rediscovered his Christian roots and has demonstrated this leap of faith by recreating the roof of the Sistine Chapel in a enormous tattoo on his left arm.

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