Who will be sacked next in la Liga?
Having dispensed with the ball-rolling formalities via Espanyol's firing of Mauricio Pochettino and Valencia's dismissal of Mauricio Pellegrini, hereÃ¢ÂÂs some more men who could find themselves at a loose end in time for Christmas.
JosÃÂ© Luis Oltra Ã¢ÂÂ Deportivo
Sacking the man who took Depor up as champions last season might seem fairly futile, but thatÃ¢ÂÂs the kind of business la LigaÃ¢ÂÂs presidents specialise in. Deportivo have won just two league games out of 15 and are bottom of the table after the disastrous 6-0 walloping by AtlÃÂ©tico Madrid on Sunday. Depor have now conceded 37 Ã¢ÂÂ five more than Rayo Vallecano, which is really saying something.
JosÃÂ© Luis Oltra isnÃ¢ÂÂt feeling the pressure though. Ã¢ÂÂWeÃ¢ÂÂve reached rock bottom and now thereÃ¢ÂÂs only one way to go and thatÃ¢ÂÂs up,Ã¢ÂÂ insisted the Deportivo boss. Perhaps he knows that with the taxman hanging onto the sideÃ¢ÂÂs income, the club might find it financially infeasible firing him and finding a manager who can't bring in any new players Ã¢ÂÂ or potentially pay the ones already at the club. Miguel Angel Lotina will probably take the gig for free, though.
LLL odds*: 3-1
JoaquÃÂn CaparrÃÂ³s Ã¢ÂÂ Mallorca
Much as it pains the blog to write this, the Mallorca manager is in a huge amount of trouble after SundayÃ¢ÂÂs 4-0 loss to Levante. The defence was a shambles, the attack simply didnÃ¢ÂÂt function, the team have picked up just two points from 30Ã¢ÂÂ¦ and to make bad matters even messier, after the Levante match CaparrÃÂ³s had a bickering match Ã¢ÂÂ with a football journalist, of all people. Most unbecoming.
However, CaparrÃÂ³s was a little chirpier on Monday, despite having to speak to a group of lawyers at an event. He opined that sometimes Ã¢ÂÂa disaster is the start of successÃ¢ÂÂ Ã¢ÂÂ a slogan which might also appeal to the Spanish government.
LLL odds: 8-1
Juan Antonio Anquela Ã¢ÂÂ Granada
Having only given the former AlcorcÃÂ³n guy the gig last summer, it would be a tough call to sack him as Granada aren't especially performing below expectations: they're third from bottom, if only one point out of the danger zone. ItÃ¢ÂÂs an area the club was always going to be this season, so it would be a little silly to ditch the boss before Christmas.
Club president Quique Pina was very supportive of his manager at the weekend after Granada lost 4-0 to MÃÂ¡laga to leave the Andalusians four league games without a goal.
LLL odds: 15-1
JosÃÂ© Mourinho Ã¢ÂÂ Real Madrid
LetÃ¢ÂÂs face it, a sacking is exactly what the Real Madrid manager seems to want, what with his antics over the past few weeks of publicly picking on the second-team coach, suggesting the Real Madrid youth system has always been rubbish, moaning about referees again, challenging the Santiago Bernabeu fans to boo him and insulting the assistant manager of AtlÃÂ©tico Madrid. Oh, and making his team a bit useless as well, by labouring through the Champions League groups and being 11 points behind Barcelona thanks to being unable to deal with the likes of Getafe and Betis.
LLL odds: 50-1
*NB this is not an actual bookmaking offer. You won't catch LLL leaving behind the well-respected, illustrious life of journalism for the penniless ordeal of bookmaking.