The latest Man City strips are being released, which means it's time to wheel out loveable Noel Gallagher, who's 5'8", alongside City captain Vincent Kompany, a rather more commanding 6'3". With Kompany having a good seven inches on Noel, you can imagine the quotes from behind the camera:
"Noel, love, try to ignore the fact that Vinny's so much taller than youÃ¢ÂÂ¦"
"Ã¢ÂÂ¦tell you what, try tilting your chin upÃ¢ÂÂ¦"
"Ã¢ÂÂ¦forget it. Sandra, fetch the box."
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