Fifty years from now, fan with retro Higuain t-shirt has no memory of Messi

A group of fans sitting in a London cafe in 2064 have no idea who Lionel Messi is, Back of the Net's Paul Watson reports...

Despite displaying an almost aggressively encyclopaedic knowledge of football history, four fans sitting in a cafe in District 7996 [Shoreditch] were completely stumped when the name Lionel Messi was mentioned.
An intense debate over the relative merits of Red-Shirted Business Concern 1 [Manchester United] and Blue-Shirted Business Concern 2 [Chelsea] segued into a discussion about the greatest player of all time.
After the names of Pele, Diego Maradona, Cristiano Ronaldo and Phil Jagielka were bandied around, the table fell silent when a stranger suggested Lionel Messi.
Messi, the table was told, had played for Argentina towards the start of the millennium and for a period was very highly-regarded, but future man Gary, wearing a retro shirt with Gonzalo Higuain’s face on it, was cynical as to whether Messi had ever existed.
“[Lionel Messi] couldn’t been much of a player,” Gary told FourTwoThreeOne [FourFourTwo].
“Must’ve been a real flash in the pan, I bet he only won three or four Ballon d’Ors. Certainly no Martin Demichelis.
“Wait, was he the one who was always throwing up?”
The stranger remarked that although Messi had won an embarrassingly paltry handful of Champions League titles and only been regarded the best player in the world for five fleeting years, he was a decent little player.
But by this time the table had returned to discussing more immediate matters such as the likely disruption to the weekend’s Premier League fixtures due to the implosion of the sun and how cold it had been that morning.
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Well there cudnt have been a more embarrassing as well as humiliating article than this one ....... what on earth makes u think that by posting such articles u r going to shoot up ur reputation for all i know.... after 50 years ,..nobody wud give a rat's ass to whether four four two ..or for that matter a fucking douche bag Paul Watson existed

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