Van Basten the man to take Milan back to the future

ItâÂÂs been a rough old week for Silvio Berlusconi.

First his side lose the derby, then he falls out with Argentina after a âÂÂwittyâ remark about dictators and prisoners falling out of aeroplanes.

The centre-left opposition may have imploded in humiliation after being routed in a regional election while Gordon Brown was in Rome to cheer him up.

But really what the PM wanted was Milan to celebrate his 23rd year in charge of the club with an all-dancing, goal-filled UEFA Cup win at Werder Bremen.

ItâÂÂs the only trophy he has never got his hands on. But instead, it was another insipid display and for the umpteenth time the ageing, ailing defence failed to hold on to a lead in the dying moments of a game.

No wonder the perma-tanned one was beside himself and basically handed Carlo Ancelotti the Italian equivalent of his P45 â to be picked up in June.

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