Ã¢ÂÂEr, hang on, this isnÃ¢ÂÂt what Cristiano Ronaldo got,Ã¢ÂÂ must have been the thought passing through somewhere behind Luka ModricÃ¢ÂÂs floppy-fringe as the midfielder trotted out onto the Santiago Bernabeu pitch on Monday afternoon. Heck, even Julian Faubert got to meet a rightfully-puzzled Alfredo di Stefano.
RESULTS Sat 25 Aug Malaga 1-1 Mallorca, Espanyol 1-0 Real Zaragoza, Real Betis 1-2 Rayo Vallecano, Real Sociedad 2-1 Celta Vigo Sun 26 Aug Valencia 3-3 Deportivo, Getafe 2-1 Real Madrid, Granada 1-1 Sevilla, Osasuna 1-2 Barcelona Mon 27 Aug Atletico Madrid 4-0 Athletic Bilbao, Real Valladolid 2-0 Levante
Wayne RooneyTo some extent, this depends on your point of view. Manchester United did win, so from that perspective Wayne Rooney can be relatively happy with the Bank Holiday weekend. Even so, there was a lot here to suggest that Colleen would be well-advised to give her husband a wide berth for at least a few days.
RESULTS Sat 25 Aug Fiorentina 2-1 Udinese, Juventus 2-0 Parma Sun 26 Aug AC Milan 0-1 Sampdoria, Chievo 2-0 Bologna, Genoa 2-0 Cagliari, Palermo 0-3 Napoli, Pescara 0-3 Inter, AS Roma 2-2 Catania, Siena 0-0 Torino, Atalanta 0-1 Lazio.