Charlie Carmichael

In Other News... Pre-match proceedings in Manchester were brought to a standstill last night as the pitch was commandeered by the lost critter

In Other News... Authorities in Chechnya have allegedly told students they will be removed from higher education if they don't comply with regulations, in a bid to get attendance figures up

In Other News... Daniels and Mawson have joined the growing list of players who will give 1% of their salaries to football-related initiative Common Goal

In Other News... Barton gave his controversial two cents on the stand-in Toffees boss – even before Everton's 2-0 defeat at Leicester