Anfield, Greenwood, Cardiff, Macc and Robinho

ItâÂÂs 7am at Liverpool airport. I was due to take off back to Barcelona five minutes ago but the pilot informed passengers that there was smoke at the back of the plane and that we had to return to the terminal.

As fire engines surrounded the aircraft, one passenger observed: âÂÂItâÂÂs probably something to do with those terrorists killing people in hotels on the news.âÂÂ


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Andy Mitten
Editor at Large

Andy Mitten is Editor at Large of FourFourTwo, interviewing the likes of Lionel Messi, Eric Cantona, Sir Alex Ferguson and Diego Maradona for the magazine. He also founded and is editor of United We Stand, the Manchester United fanzine, and contributes to a number of publications, including GQ, the BBC and The Athletic.