Didier Drogba? Who's he?
To which the answer is obviously "a scarily good forward", but the Ivorian's backheel against Arsenal Ã¢ÂÂ despite being enough to win him applause in this week's Heroes & Villains round-up Ã¢ÂÂ has now been truly overshadowed.
Witness, if you will, Glentoran's Matty Burrows, breaking the deadlock in the 92nd minute with a 17-yard mid-air backheel. Poor Portadown could do nowt but clap.