Mourinho's two watches, Wenger's 'blackmail' & the loop of infinite doom

While the Catalan press is stuck in an endless Alexis Sánchez-Cesc Fabregas loop of infinite doom, over in Madrid itâÂÂs party time. The forces of Mordor are over in Los Angeles for a 13 day pre-season jaunt, and this return to action has given Marca an opportunity to do what they do best - fawn over The Special One like a nine-year-old girl with a Justin Bieber doll.

ThursdayâÂÂs edition has caught a serious bout of the vapours, with the front cover declaring the Madrid boss to be âÂÂCommander Mouâ - the evidence being that the coach is giving specific orders on running around cones to his players and carrying a folder, no less. âÂÂThe players are working at 120%â gushes the front page bonanza, âÂÂthere are constant corrections during practice games.â But what really got the paperâÂÂs juices flowing was the fact Mourinho was wearing two wristwatches - a sight worthy of extreme photo close-up action.

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