Protecting my prized possession from Somali pirates
IâÂÂm in âÂÂpirate alleyâ - the area of sea between the coast of Somalia and Yemen known as the Gulf of Aden.
We were supposed to stop in Yemen but the foreign office wonâÂÂt let us. The risk is too high and there were several murders, attempted murders and kidnappings of westerners last week.
WeâÂÂve had a letter from the captain of the ship explaining the pirate situation...
âÂÂAs you will are no doubt aware we will be passing through an area of the Gulf of Aden. The area at present is considered a High Risk Area due to the presence of Somali Nationals harassing shipping passing through the Gulf of Aden.
âÂÂWe will be transiting using the Recommended Transit Corridor supported by the UK, US and European Naval Forces. This is considered the safest route. Naval Forces from the following countries have ships patrolling the corridor: United Kingdom, Germany, India, Russia, USA, Denmark, Holland, Sweden, Malaysia, France and China.
"IâÂÂve seen Indian, British, French and German navy ships in recent weeks, but they have a vast area to patrol. All communication will be switched off because the captain doesnâÂÂt want members of the public contacting the media if thereâÂÂs an incident. Guards monitor the decks, which have been closed at night and the back of the ship has been made as impenetrable as the Maginot Line.
"A Royal Navy Middles East expert is on board dispensing advice. Positions must be reported to the nearest navy vessels on a special communication channel. The ship is travelling at full speed and the muster stations have been changed to more secure areas."
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So I was alarmed to see a fleet of high-powered skiffs around the boat this morning of the type used by pirates. They looked far too small to be so far out at sea. Several zigzagged around the ship, each containing five or six men.
They didnâÂÂt look like fishing boats. One skiff zipped across the bow of the ship at high speed, forcing us to quickly change direction.
Yemeni fisherman sail alongside our ship
âÂÂThis is it,â I thought. And I wasnâÂÂt the only one. The pirates would board and hold the ship to ransom before a fistful of dollars would be dropped at an agreed location. Like outside Boots in Dudley town centre, or Selfridges in Mogadishu.
Aside from my fiancée, I was worried about pirates having my dictaphone away containing nine in-depth interviews for my next book. IâÂÂve decided to call it âÂÂGlory, Glory⦠Man Utd in the 90s: The Playersâ Stories'.
Lose the dictaphone and I lose the book. I donâÂÂt fancy trekking around Europe to do all the interviews again and IâÂÂm sure the players would be even more reluctant. So IâÂÂve found a hiding place for it that no pirate will be able to sniff out.
âÂÂYou can see the Yemeni fishermen to the starboard side,â announced the captain calmly. The fishermen waved. Some held up tuna. The pirates tend to go for slower cargo ships which sit lower in the water and are easier to board. Our ship soon steamed past.
âÂÂTheyâÂÂre weighing us up, testing our speed and reactions,â theorized one passenger. âÂÂTheyâÂÂll then radio ahead to the pirates.âÂÂ
Conspiracy theories and rumours abound. He said, she said. ItâÂÂs like being at a European away game.
Postscript
ItâÂÂs two days later and all communications have been switched back on. WeâÂÂve just exited the dangerous area into the safer Red Sea. Eritrea is the left, Yemen to the right.
We werenâÂÂt attacked, but four other ships were on the day we transited. Four! I was incredulous when I saw that reported on Al Jazeera. Three are being held by Somali pirates including a cargo ship which sailed just 20 miles behind us. I like the idea of doing a feature on the pirates and spending time with them in Somalia.
But I also like being aliveâ¦
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Andy Mitten is Editor at Large of FourFourTwo, interviewing the likes of Lionel Messi, Eric Cantona, Sir Alex Ferguson and Diego Maradona for the magazine. He also founded and is editor of United We Stand, the Manchester United fanzine, and contributes to a number of publications, including GQ, the BBC and The Athletic.