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FourFourTwo West Ham in a 'European Cup' semi-final, motorbike madness and Pierce Brosnan's dramatic speech: what's not to like? If not admire anyway, writes Si Hawkins...
Lists 'Die Hard in a football stadium' is the sell on new action film Final Score, which features Tony Cottee and commentator Jonathan Pearce. Can either improve on the efforts of these footy aces, who were so wooden that they probably gave their co-stars splinters?
Back of the Net The new UEFA competition is so complex that it requires years of study to gain a basic understanding, Back of the Net reports
Lists West Ham may be enduring a turgid season so far, but they’re Brazil 1970 compared to this hapless bunch of record-breaking goal shippers and firework-hurling car torchers...
Back of the Net The Hammers are undergoing an existential crisis, Back of the Net reports
Back of the Net The England talent pool is shallower than the manager would like, Back of the Net reveals
Back of the Net The Crystal Palace boss plotting to stir up the hornet’s nest, Back of the Net reports
Back of the Net The Manchester United outcast has dodged a number of strange training ground accidents, Back of the Net reports
Back of the Net Manchester City retaining the title is now completely inevitable, Back of the Net reports
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