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BotN: Italy live to use another cliché

The Back of the Net boys report on Italy 2-0 Republic of Ireland...

There were scenes of great relief as Italy overcame the Republic of Ireland 2-0 to book a place in the quarter-finals and earn the right to use a devastating array of football clichés.

Anything, except for Irish qualification, was possible heading into the final games in Group C and Italy knew that they needed to win and hope Spain and Croatia didnâÂÂt draw 2-2 in order to progress.

The Italian press had voiced fears that Spain and Croatia would collude to engineer a suitable scoreline but the two nationsâ unimpeachable footballing principles and the lack of a mutually comprehensible language put paid to that threat.

But Italy found it tough to secure the three points they needed. Despite spending much of the game unsure where he was, which team he was coaching and if the Kingdom of Two Sicilies had been integrated into the Italian Union, wily 200-year-old Irish boss Giovanni Trapattoni made life hard for his countrymen with Italy struggling to victory courtesy of goals from Antonio Cassano and Mario Balotelli.

It was clear just how much the victory meant to an Italian side who were knocked out of World Cup 2010 at the group stage, before theyâÂÂd had a chance to demonstrate even a fraction of the clichés they are capable of.

"At the end of the day, Brianâ¦"

âÂÂOur Euro starts here,â Cassano declared in the post-match press conference. âÂÂI really feel that we can go all the way and we fear nobody.

âÂÂOn a personal level it was great for me to score because IâÂÂm a striker and strikers love scoring goals.âÂÂ

âÂÂOn a day like today itâÂÂs the result that counts,â coach Cesare Prandelli asserted. âÂÂWeâÂÂll be taking each game as it comes and wonâÂÂt be getting carried away just yet but winning is a habit and while we didnâÂÂt get out of first gear you can only beat whatâÂÂs out there.âÂÂ

FourFourTwo is still awaiting TrapattoniâÂÂs post-match comments, which he tends to communicate via pigeon post.

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