Joey Barton

FourFourTwo The year 2016 may not have been a great one for civilisation as a whole, but it's been a great one for FourFourTwo photography

Funny It’s that time of year again: when over-confident clots compete in business battles, as Lord Sugar – scarcely able to conceal his crushing boredom – looks on. Chas Newkey-Burden imagines what would happen if football folk joined the fray...

Burnley Tim Ellis picks out nine embarrassing episodes that prove that major gaffes don't just happen on the pitch

Jürgen Klopp The new season is well under way and European football is upon us once again. Here's a look at what's in the latest edition of FourFourTwo magazine - available in print, and on iPad and iPhone from Wednesday September 7

Funny Before FourFourTwo's lawyers adopt the brace position, we should point out that this is according to the Chinese calendar, not us. So there...

Funny Chas Newky-Burden fits play-acting prima donnas to their big-screen buddies...

Top 10 After four players were sent off in the opening half an hour of Coventry's friendly with AEL Kalloni, Louis Massarella remembers more pre-season tussles that turned sour...

Q & A “They were right to call me a thug in the papers”