Premier Sketch: Hat-tricks, Christmas cards & sexism

The top end of the table saw mixed fortunes for the two Manchester clubs this weekend; United continued to astound everyone with their unbeaten run, with opponents Birmingham City giving them a helping hand in the opening minutes.

The Bluesâ defence went missing quicker than Harry RedknappâÂÂs wallet, allowing Bulgarian striker Dimitar Berbatov to show fellow forward Wayne Rooney how ittâÂÂs done with another hat trick.

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