Come and have a go if you think you're... soft as melted ice cream?
Keane, Vieira, Souness, Butcher, Boli, Bremner, Hunter, Ruddock... naughty boys. Proper naughty boys.
In the latest issue of FourFourTwo we pay tribute to the hard men of football with a look at some of the game's toughest players. But maybe you fancy yourself as a bit of an enforcer? Well, find out just how close to some kind of institutional help you need by taking our brief mental examination.
Answer a few short questions to see whether you're more Winterburn or Drogba, Psycho or Chopper...