Safe-for-work streaker action now, as a mankini-wearing Borat impersonator invades the pitch at Havant & Waterlooville v Dorchester. After the usual larking about, odd things start to happen. But are they right?
RESULTS Fri 4 Mar Lecce 1-2 Roma Sat 5 Mar Juventus 0-1 Milan Sun 6 Mar Sampdoria 2-3 Cesena, Udinese 1-0 Bari, Napoli 0-0 Brescia, Bologna 2-2 Cagliari, Fiorentina 3-0 Catania, Internazionale 5-2 Genoa, Chievo 0-0 Parma, Lazio 2-0 Palermo
Huge, beautiful, brand-spanking new stadium? Check. Ageing club legend with a point to prove? Check, twice. Figure of one teamÃ¢ÂÂs hate sitting in the dugout? Check. Possibility of a historic defeat? Again, check.