Having disappeared from the Bernabeu faster than the bullfight-barmy Sergio Ramos, blog über-hero Bernado Schuster has made a very welcome return to the Spanish spotlight after a four month absence.
With the moustache having transformed itself into a full-on Careless Whisper beard and looking a little like an out-of shape Jack Bauer, the former Madrid man has been in the pages of Marca this week talking about his past, present and, of course, Florentino Pérez.
As is the norm with Marca, these days the main aim of the out-of-the-closet confession-fest was to hurl yet more insults at Rámon Calderón, with the paper claiming that Schuster was cursed by âÂÂthe opportunity of his life coming under the leadership of the worst president in 107 yearsâ at Real Madrid.
"He's stood right behind me, isn't he..."
Calderón has responded to the slur by branding Eduardo Inda, the paperâÂÂs director, as âÂÂa man with a complex and a bad journalist without any prestige amongst his colleagues.â La Liga Loca knows the feeling.
MarcaâÂÂs revisionist take on SchusterâÂÂs stylings is that he is a top, top manager after all and has afforded the former Bernabeu boss all the rope required to defend his 17-month tenure at Madrid.
SchusterâÂÂs gut-rumbling gripe about his spell in Castle Greyskull concerns his inability to dictate - or even have the slightest say - in the sideâÂÂs transfer policy.
âÂÂThere was money for Cristiano... but none for Cesc and Alves,â complained Schuster who also grumbled that, âÂÂCalderón didnâÂÂt bring me any of the signings I asked for,â leaving the coachâÂÂs cupboard barer than ManicheâÂÂs with the munchies.
Bernado is equally dismissive of the Sporting Director model much favoured in Spain. Or perhaps more accurately, he is equally dismissive of Pedja Mijatovic playing this particular role.
âÂÂHe was against me from the beginning because I was not his favourite,â complained Schuster on the man who was always a strong supporter of Fabio Capello and someone who he feels was equally to blame for the transfer failure of the summer.
âÂÂWhy didnâÂÂt Villa come? I donâÂÂt know, youâÂÂd have to ask the greaseball that one.â (For the record, La Liga Loca has gone creative in his translation of SchusterâÂÂs excellent use of âÂÂel gominaâ or âÂÂthe hair-gelled oneâÂÂ)
It is this insistence of treating managers like expendable serfs that will prevent Madrid from bringing in the big cheeses of the global game, claims Schuster.
âÂÂIn the whole of WengerâÂÂs life at Arsenal, he has been more than just a coach. ItâÂÂs the same with Ferguson and Benitez. These guys are more than just trainers. I imagine they would say, âÂÂIâÂÂm in charge of the teamâÂÂ.âÂÂ
Inevitably, Schuster has been dragged into MarcaâÂÂs Florentino Pérez for President campaign and says that he had a very enjoyable meeting with the Anointed One once but soon discovered that he knew absolutely nothing about football - an unfortunate condition for someone who eventually wanted to pick the team.
âÂÂYou are not going to learn anything more about football after 30 games sitting in your presidential box,â noted Schuster.
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As well as giving Marca yet another opportunity to kick Calderón in his cockles, the Schuster exclusive was a chance for Bernd to put himself back on the managerial market.
There are stories circulating that the German coach fancies the soon-to-be vacated seat at the Vicente Calderón in an Atlético move that already has the blogâÂÂs bones aâÂÂtingling.
âÂÂI had a chance in Spain, but I needed more time,â revealed Schuster. âÂÂBut IâÂÂm going to wait and see how things are at the end of the season.âÂÂ
Welcome back, Bernado.
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