Ã¢ÂÂSo, do you think the referee tonight was biased?Ã¢ÂÂ
Ã¢ÂÂDo you think the referee tonight was biased?Ã¢ÂÂ
Ã¢ÂÂDO YOU THINK THE REFEREE TONIGHT WAS BIASED?!Ã¢ÂÂ
ThatÃ¢ÂÂs the way hundreds of post-game conversations will go after WednesdayÃ¢ÂÂs Copa del Rey final, as it looks like some 40,000 supporters of Barcelona and Real Madrid are going to be stumbling out of the Mestalla with ears ringing as if they had spent the evening squatting inside an amplifier at a Metallica concert.
To prevent a repeat of the 2009 Copa Del Rey final between Barcelona and Athletic Bilbao - a royalistÃ¢ÂÂs worst nightmare which saw the national anthem booed to high heaven by all and sundry in the stadium - Marca is reporting that the Mestalla PA system is set to be cranked up to 120 decibels to drown out any such republican rumblings from the Catalan contingent. However, the paper is warning that Ã¢ÂÂafter 55 decibels experts consider levels to be disturbing for human hearing.Ã¢ÂÂ
The deafening volumes are set to be especially irksome for sensitive CulÃÂ©s and Madridistas given the noise levels at their respective home grounds rarely get above the level of rustling sweet packets, the unwrapping of a ham and cheese sandwich or moans that their team isnÃ¢ÂÂt winning by a big enough margin.
"What do you mean you didn't bring your Real Madrid replica shirt...?"
Both Madridista papers are hoping their side of the stadium will be full to the brim with cheery supporters dressed in white. AS report on a request from the Madrid players that fans wear the clubÃ¢ÂÂs shirt on Wednesday, but more importantly to pop down to the club shop and buy one if they donÃ¢ÂÂt already have the garment hanging in their wardrobe. Meanwhile Marca tell of a campaign from Madrid fan groups to get those heading to the Mestalla to bring Spanish flags with them too.
Ã¢ÂÂItÃ¢ÂÂs an opportunity to show constitutional SpainÃ¢ÂÂs best face, where thereÃ¢ÂÂs a common anthem and flag but alongside different anthems and flags that represent different identities,Ã¢ÂÂ says TuesdayÃ¢ÂÂs editorial in an insanely hopeful appeal for a nationalist spirit of unity in the cup final.
The Barcelona press are still in their holier than thou, Snooty McSnooty Pants special place after SaturdayÃ¢ÂÂs supposed moral victory over Real Madrid. Faced with the very real prospect of being ground down to a textbook Mourinho-esque 1-0 defeat on Wednesday, the local papers are resorting to taunting their rivals for their spoiling approach to the past league encounter.
Ã¢ÂÂA divided Madrid!Ã¢ÂÂ yells Mundo DeportivoÃ¢ÂÂs front page on Tuesday, noting the surprisingly damning rant from Alfredo di Stefano in MondayÃ¢ÂÂs edition of Marca in which he dismissed Madrid as Ã¢ÂÂa team without personalityÃ¢ÂÂ and praised BarÃÂ§aÃ¢ÂÂs football for being best Ã¢ÂÂwatched with the soul not with the eyes.Ã¢ÂÂ
Ã¢ÂÂMourinho is a manager for titles, not football,Ã¢ÂÂ writes the ever-pompous Johan Cruyff in El PeriÃÂ³dico. Ã¢ÂÂHeÃ¢ÂÂs not a coach for how we understand the sport as a spectacle or diversion.Ã¢ÂÂ
In between all the endless maps, graphics, shots of team hotels and reports on the length of the grass of the Mestalla pitch, there is room somewhere for speculation on the line-ups for WednesdayÃ¢ÂÂs ClÃÂ¡sico II. Marca suggest that Mesut ÃÂzil will be playing as an Ã¢ÂÂinvisible number nineÃ¢ÂÂ alongside Angel di MarÃÂa and Cristiano Ronaldo. LLL is wondering if it is an invisible number nine in the same role that Karim Benzema played for much of the season. If so, that might not work.
In the Catalan camp, Sport are speculating that Guardiola has yet to decide between Seydou Keita and Pedro, but that JosÃÂ© Manuel Pinto and his gangsta braids are set to start in goal as the clubÃ¢ÂÂs official Copa Del Rey keeper, this season.
LLL hopes Pinto remembers to put ear plugs into his kitbag along with gloves and a hairnet as it legs set to be a noisy night in Mestalla on Wednesday night.
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