Man United lose another 40 goals-a-season star
To lose one gargantuan goal-machine of a footballer over the course of the summer, as happened to Manchester United with the departure of Cristiano Ronaldo, can be considered unlucky.
To lose two is just plain daft.
But thatÃ¢ÂÂs the unfortunate fate suffered by Sir Alex in this close season. ThatÃ¢ÂÂs according to former Red Devils striker Manucho, anyway.
The Angolan forward was being presented by his new club Valladolid earlier this week and was keen to announce what targets he had set himself in his first campaign in la Liga.
Ã¢ÂÂMy aim is to score between 30 and 40 goals,Ã¢ÂÂ boasted the confident newcomer.
After the giggles and sniffles had died down, his manager JosÃÂ© Luis Mendilibar was forced to take the wind of his happy hitmanÃ¢ÂÂs sails by asking if Ã¢ÂÂanyone has told him that last year we had a lot of games where we didnÃ¢ÂÂt see the goal.Ã¢ÂÂ
But the Pucela coach had to apologise soon after, when reminded that a league where DeportivoÃ¢ÂÂs Riki can find the back of the net on regular occasions can't be all that.
"Get off, Rooney, I'd've scored four by now"
The capture of the former United man is another sign of how Valladolid have been the busiest of beavers over the summer as they look to reduce the average age of their squad from somewhere in the fifties to the low thirties.
Although the side lost star keeper Sergio Asenjo to AtlÃÂ©tico Madrid, Valladolid have picked up the might-be-handy-one-day striker Alberto Bueno from Real MadridÃ¢ÂÂs second side, Castilla, and have taken defensive midfielder PelÃÂ© on loan from Porto.
Some of the more pensionable players in the squad have either retired, been booted out or simply shot round the back of the training ground shed as the club looks for a safe mid-table berth next season and avoid the dramatic collapse of the last campaign, which saw them a nanobotÃ¢ÂÂs knickers away from dropping into la Segunda.
Mallorca are another side who have been up to all sorts in the transfer market, but not necessarily in a good way.
The cash-strapped club are currently in the process of being bought out by businessman Carlos Gonzalez, but this has not prevented them from losing large and rather important chunks of their squad.
JosÃÂ© Jurado and Cleber Santana have returned to Vicente CalderÃÂ³n after loan spells whilst keeper Carlos MoyÃÂ¡ has moved to Valencia.
But most crucially of all, tasty playmaker Juan Arango has left Spanish shores for Bundesliga side Borussia Moenchengladbach.
Although some youngsters have been promoted to first team football, Mallorca's squad is looking 'waffer' thin and must be thrown into the same lobster pot of doom as Xerez as early favourites for the drop in the new campaign.