Rockets and roller-coasters

WeâÂÂre seven games into the season, so itâÂÂs about time people started asking if the title race is already over. After last weekâÂÂs hiccup in Manchester, Chelsea continue their relentless march at the top of the table, Arsenal appear to be lightweight, and Manchester United, to put it politely, failed to leave their problems in the changing room. 

The big clash at Stamford Bridge saw ChelseaâÂÂs Didier Drogba once again bully Arsenal into defeat, leaving Arsene Wenger's men seven points behind the league leaders. The Ivorian scored his usual goal against the Gunners to put his side one up but it was Blues defender Alex who stole the show with a second-half screamer. The ball was last spotted orbiting the Earth, trawling satellites with the goal net. As Alan Partridge once screamed, âÂÂHeâÂÂs got a foot like a traction engine!!!!!âÂÂ

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