Why Cabella is actually very good - and where he's still going wrong

Way back in May of last year, with the World Cup a mere cause for salivating anticipation, Didier Deschamps' France welcomed the Norwegians to Paris for a 4-0 thumping.

More an exercise in cementing their strongest XI than a trial for fringe players, the game was of little symbolism to anybody other than the watching delegation from Newcastle United. On the 80-minute mark, with the game all but over, the Magpies' former linchpin Yohan Cabaye headed to the touchline to be replaced by Remy Cabella – the man for whom a move to Tyneside was already being plotted.

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Adam Clery

Adam published his first article for FourFourTwo in 2015, but didn’t publish his second until seven years later in 2022. A figure that would put him near the top end of any ranking for Longest Time Between Appearances For One Club. In the time between he plied his trade as both a writer and presenter on YouTube, earning the dubious distinction of being “The James Milner of WhatCulture”. Be that because he was capable of playing any role, or just because it felt like he’d been around forever, depends on who you ask. And yes, that is him from the Football Manager documentary and, no, he doesn’t want to talk about it.