France fans: Les Bleus have reached rock bottom

Alain, Marie, Francois, Sebastien and their friends had been watching Italy's World Cup match against New Zealand on the giant television screen of their local cafe in the 9th arrondissement of Paris, at the foot of Montmartre hill.

The 1-1 draw should have pleased them because French people generally like New Zealanders, be they All Blacks or All Whites, and because Italy beat France in the final of the 2006 World Cup when Zinedine Zidane memorably was sent off for a headbutt.

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