Hatchet-man Storey: Tackling a lost art
Storey, long since retired and living a blessedly relaxed life in the south of France after running into more than his fair share of troubles after quitting football, is scathing about those who now purport to fill his clogging, big boots.
"I think a lot of players today really don't know how to tackle properly," he told Reuters in a telephone interview.
"Most of the full-backs today are good at going forward but not so good at defending. Even at international level, they're converted wingers really.
"Tackling, and that ability to stay on your feet and pressurise a player, is a dying art."
Invariably included on any list of 1970s hard men, Storey had the honour of being described as the "bastard's bastard" by no less a judge than Ron "Chopper" Harris of Chelsea.
He relished going up against some of the greatest players to have graced the game and Johan Cruyff and the entire Leeds United team under Don Revie can attest to what a hard and fiercely determined opponent Storey was.
"I really enjoyed those battles," says Storey, a key member of Arsenal's 1971 double-winning team, warming to his theme.
"I liked to get in and hit them hard early - you could still tackle from behind in those days and you knew if you flattened someone early on you would only get a warning from the ref.
"Sometimes it would be a hard, legitimate tackle, sometimes not legitimate but it was important to let the opponent know from the start that he was in for a long afternoon."
In his recently published autobiography True Storey - My Life and Crimes as a Football Hatchet Man, the now 65-year-old, who described the diving that mars the modern game as "pathetic", said: "I didn't feel any remorse or sympathy if I injured a rival. I went over the top a few times but I never broke anyone's leg.
"It was a dirty job but someone had to do it and I did it well. Getting tight, closing opponents down and generally making their lives a misery."
Apart from the obvious clampdown on wild tackles, Storey is frustrated by the disappearance of other aspects of defending.
Like many others whose reputations have been warped by years of highly selective black and white replays, there was much more to Storey's game than kicking people up in the air, as 19 England caps and 501 appearances for Arsenal attest.
"I could play a bit and I enjoyed using the ball but I was good at defending and they sort of pushed me in that direction," said Storey, whose template as a defensive midfielder now earns plaudits and fortunes for players such as Claude Makelele.
"When you're young and desperate to hold on to a place in the team you do whatever is asked of you."
When Storey left the game in 1978 after a brief spell with Fulham he found that the traditional retirement routine of running a pub failed to reap the profits he expected.
Short of money he strayed onto the wrong side of the law and served jail time for various misdemeanours including helping a counterfeiting gang, running a brothel and smuggling pornographic videos.
In comparison with the modern footballer it seems extraordinary that one of the leading players of his day should be forced into such desperate measures but a basic wage of £100 a week and a £10,000 testimonial windfall did not go far and then, just as now, salary comparisons caused problems.
Storey said the internal strife caused by the arrival of World Cup winning midfielder Alan Ball from Everton for a then-club record transfer of £220,000 in December 1971 was the beginning of the end for the Double-winning team.
"He was paid more than double anyone else in the team and it undermined it," Storey said.
"Players would go and see Bertie Mee and he would just say: 'Alan Ball is a better player than you.' So they would say: 'maybe, but I'm a better player than X and I want more money than him.'
"It's like a cancer, it spreads and causes bad feeling.
"Really we should have kicked on from '71. We were still a good team, we got to cup finals, finished second or third in the league but it gradually went downhill."
Unlike many of his contemporaries, Storey has no involvement with Arsenal these days but says he still watches them closely.
"They are not the same team without (Cesc) Fabregas," he said. "He has that something extra and is very, very important."
Asked if he enjoyed the delicate quick-fire passing that the club have trademarked under Arsene Wenger, seemingly the antithesis of everything Storey stood for, he said: "They are good to watch and they are all comfortable on the ball.
"But I know what you are thinking and yes, it's true, I think they are probably missing a mean streak."