Premier League Football was once as much of a Christmas Day staple as the Queen's speech and pigs in blankets; but was it all festive fun or just a freezing farce? Paul Brown dons his silly hat...
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LONGREAD Nile Ranger was tipped for the very top after making his Newcastle debut aged 18, the striker tells FFT about his troubled past, long list of regrets... and what he'll do with his final chance
EXPLAINED Southend are facing a winding up order, having been under a transfer embargo since September. Here's what's going on at the Essex club
We look ahead to the new National League season, where teams will fight it out for a place in the promised land of the EFL
Quiz! From the household names to the heroes that history forgot, let's honour the 148 people who gave something to our national game
QUIZ Some are obvious, others baffling - it's time to test your knowledge of these sides' secondary monikers
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