Wheee! Slice! Argh!Wheee! Slice! Argh!That, dear readers, is the sound of two more men falling on their swords.Baa! Hack! Argh!Baa! Hack! Argh!The sound, more to the point, of two more sacrificial lambs being slaughtered. Two sacrificial lambs by the name of Mariano RodrÃÂguez de Barutell, known as Ã¢ÂÂNanÃÂnÃ¢ÂÂ, and Luis BÃÂ¡rcena.Not sacrificial lambs that La Liga Loca feels especially sorry for Ã¢ÂÂ especially not poor little rich boy NanÃÂn - but sacrificial lambs nonetheless. You see, last night BÃÂ¡rcena and NanÃÂn were sacked from their posts at Real Madrid by (the still) president RamÃÂ³n CalderÃÂ³n. The guilty men in the scandal uncovered by Marca. The men who have paid the price so that CalderÃÂ³n doesnÃ¢ÂÂt have to. Rather like Fabio Capello, in fact. Or Bernd Schuster. Now, for those of you a little behind, hereÃ¢ÂÂs whatÃ¢ÂÂs happened so farÃ¢ÂÂ¦(You might want to adopt a deep cinema-style voice here.)Previously on Castle Greyskull Ã¢ÂÂ¦ Unpopular president RamÃÂ³n CalderÃÂ³n Ã¢ÂÂ already accused of, well, too many things for La Liga Loca to recap, especially without the help of our lawyer Lionel Hutz - panics that he might not get the accounts and a few other bits and bobs of business approved by the membersÃ¢ÂÂ assembly on December 7. He is terrified, nay petrified, of the dark shadow of a certain Florentino PÃÂ©rez.CalderÃÂ³n scrapes through the membersÃ¢ÂÂ assembly. During aforementioned assembly, members of the Ultra Sur - one of whom, a gift for the media, could not have been any more of a cartoon bad guy if he joined the Ant Hill Mob - spend the assembly shouting Ã¢ÂÂanti-Madridistas sons of bitchesÃ¢ÂÂ at those who oppose him and oÃ¢ÂÂPresidente! Presidente!Ã¢ÂÂ at CalderÃÂ³n himself.There are lots of accusations and angry words, lots of shouting and pushing and other generally un-edifying shenanigans going on. Votes are cast by a show of hands (as they always have been). Votes are counted in the pretty little heads of the stewardesses (as they always have been). Some members are denied access to the arena to watch events unfold. Accusations are made that the club laid on busses to get the Ultras there. CalderÃÂ³n denies it.Ã¢ÂÂWhat are busses?Ã¢ÂÂ he says.* Just over a month later, Marca breaks the story that CalderÃÂ³n Ã¢ÂÂrobbedÃ¢ÂÂ the assembly. It alleges that CalderÃÂ³n infiltrated the assembly with people loyal to him to make sure he got through the vote. BÃÂ¡rcena, director of members and the man responsible for organising the assembly, says he will investigate and take the necessary actions.The next day, Marca publishes a follow up. It includes photos of the men who shouldnÃ¢ÂÂt have been there: some because they are not compromisarios (members with a voice and vote for the assembly), some because they are but shouldnÃ¢ÂÂt be (because their form wasnÃ¢ÂÂt completed correctly or because they have not been members long enough to qualify), and one because he is an AtlÃÂ©tico Madrid season ticket holder. Strategically placed, all are aggressive during the assembly.