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Jose Mourinho still talking, tired journalists report
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Manchester United Jose Mourinho is talking, a lot. Back of the Net reports.

Simulated virtual universe unable to come up with anything better than Zlatan to Man United
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Back of the Net Super-advanced computer simulation gives us most predictable transfer of all time, Back of the Net reveal

Attempt to write article not about Jose Mourinho abandoned after six words
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Back of the Net Helpless journalist succumbs to allure of Mourinho within half a sentence, Back of the Net report...

Manchester United fans delighted to prolong this wonderful season
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Back of the Net Red Devils' supporters looking forward to one final anticlimax, Back of the Net report...

Players concerned Van Gaal's Champions League plan is winning crisp competition
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Back of the Net The embattled Manchester United boss is ready to take drastic measures to reach Europe's premier competition, Back of the Net has learned...

Cristiano Ronaldo has imaginary friend he never passes to
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Back of the Net Real Madrid ace has made-up friend, Back of the Net has learned...

Van Gaal enters toilet with pile of Mourinho CVs
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Back of the Net Van Gaal literally doing to Mourinho what Mourinho figuratively doing to him, Back of the Net reveal...

Neville allowing Peter Lim to think Valencia lost 1-0 to Barcelona
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Back of the Net Ex-Manchester United stopper is happy for his boss to believe last night’s Copa del Rey clash was a tense encounter, Back of the Net reports...
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