Lucky suits and bellygoals

Our expert on all things Eastern European, Mark Gilbey, gives us the low-down on the weekend's goings-on in Russia...

Friday

God, Valery Karpin, you're so self-centred. And youâÂÂve got a girlâÂÂs name.

ItâÂÂs four games unbeaten for Spartak, which Valery has attributed to his âÂÂluckyâ suit and tie. DoesnâÂÂt he realise they're the first four games Aiden McGeady has started?

Joking aside, September7âÂÂs been a super month for Spartak, with their three straight wins before FridayâÂÂs match, one of which came in the Champions League away to Marseille.

NMTB doesnâÂÂt know whether KarpinâÂÂs suit really does have mystical powers like Jackie ChanâÂÂs tuxedo in the rubbish film of the same name, but were it not for McGeadyâÂÂs belly, Spartak wouldâÂÂve lost this game against Amkar.

The home side fell behind to Mitar NovakoviÃÂâÂÂs ruddy marvellous strike against the run of play in the first half, yet almost inevitably Welliton scored (his 16th in 17 matches) to bring Spartak level, only for Ivan Cherenchiko to restore AmkarâÂÂs lead.

A lucky suit and Aiden McGeady? MàK ýilina donâÂÂt stand a chance in the Champions League tonight.

Two-thirds of the way through the season and it already looks like we know whoâÂÂll win the league. Yawn.

Aleksander Kerzhakov is keeping Alexander Bukharov out of the team at the moment, and his hat-trick against Saturn means all the talk is about him earning a starting place in Dick AdvocaatâÂÂs Russia side next month.

Hooray! A weekend where the discussion isnâÂÂt about Welliton obtaining Russian citizenship.

Zenit had only conceded seven goals in 19 games going into this, so dunce of the weekend was Tomas Hubochan, whose wayward backpass let in Dmitry Kirichenko before halftime for 3-1 to make things interesting. Briefly.

Wheeler-dealer Gurban Berdiýew was EuropeâÂÂs fifth highest spender in the last transfer window, but all that means nowt at the moment. Rubin lost their opening game in the Champions League to F.C. København and are second in Russia.

It wasnâÂÂt a game for the neutral.

For Rubin, itâÂÂs a case of being defensively strong, but needing to discover the right combination in attack with their new signings. Obafemi Martins is not a lone striker.

They're unlikely to repeat their four-point haul against Barcelona, even if Leo Messi is on the bench tomorrow.

Berdiýew is going to need a hell of a lot of good fortune from his own lucky charms, them famous prayer beads, to get anything out of tomorrow nightâÂÂs game.

Vágner Love used to be good, then he got rubbish, but now he looks good again after his loan spells in Brazil, and scored his 100th goal for CSKA inside the first minute on Sunday.

Just before halftime he turned provider for his partner Seydou Doumbia. Love latched onto Igor AkinfeevâÂÂs kick up field and crossed for the Ivorian to double CSKAâÂÂs lead in the 40th minute.

Tomáá Necid completed the scoring.

Miodrag Boþoviàbegan his Dinamo reign against Spartak Nalchik but, despite the rumours, wonâÂÂt end it against them.

ItâÂÂs been an unsatisfactory season for the Muscovites (again), who signed some half-decent players like Alexander Epureanu and Kevin Kuranyi, but languish in mid-table with eight games remaining.

Exciting talent Vladimir Dyadyun scored a poacherâÂÂs hat-trick of goals from inside the six yard box for the Premier LeagueâÂÂs surprise package who, in fourth spot, have a good chance of European football next year.

They're one to look out for.

RussiaâÂÂs other overachievers rather underachieved at home to basement boys Sibir on Sunday. Rostov are fifth, but lost ground on Spartak Nalchik one place above them with this disappointing defeat.

But the great escape is probably not on for the Siberians, who beat 1-0 PSV Eindhoven earlier this year. The Russian Cup runners-up claimed three points in Rostov to put a dent in their opponentâÂÂs hopes of finishing above Spartak Nalchik, but stay bottom and are seven points adrift in the relegation zone.

Seventh placed Lokomotiv beat a plucky Terek 2-1 in Moscow, but the talking point of the match was MauricoâÂÂs equaliser for the Chechens, with the Brazilian midfielder appearing to knock the ball out of compatriot and Lokomotiv keeper GuilhermeâÂÂs hands.

All three goals came inside the opening half an hour. Oleksandr Aliev scored from the spot after three minutes, and despite MauricioâÂÂs controversial finish in the 20th minute, Maicon's goal eight minutes later proved decisive.

While the incident looks fairly innocuous, it is worth remembering that TagirbekovâÂÂs nose is massive â so big he could smoke in the shower â and it probably really hurt Ivanov.

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