Alarm bells were ringing in the Marca offices on Monday. The hotline to FlorentinoÃ¢ÂÂs office was flashing red. The security doors slammed shut to prevent anyone from leaving the premises. The unthinkable had happened. Marca was at DEFCON 1.
Somewhere across the universe a footballer who doesnÃ¢ÂÂt play for Real Madrid, has never played for Real Madrid and hasnÃ¢ÂÂt been signed up to play for Real Madrid dared to opine that Real Madrid isnÃ¢ÂÂt the best team in the world and doesnÃ¢ÂÂt have the best player, either.
That particular footballer was young upstart Neymar, who happens to be the very marketable apple of Florentino PÃÂ©rezÃ¢ÂÂs eye. NeymarÃ¢ÂÂs crime was to give the reprehensible opinion that Barcelona are Ã¢ÂÂthe best team in the world and theyÃ¢ÂÂve got the worldÃ¢ÂÂs best player.Ã¢ÂÂ
The Brazilian billboard was talking to FIFAÃ¢ÂÂs website ahead of the World Club Cup. Although a little early Ã¢ÂÂ the tournament isn't until December Ã¢ÂÂ it might be seen as a relevant forum for sharing his thoughts on possible opponents for his club side Santos. But this was still unacceptable behaviour in MarcaÃ¢ÂÂs world.
Even AS tutted at NeymarÃ¢ÂÂs glaring football error, TomÃÂ¡s Roncero lamenting that Ã¢ÂÂeach day he shows more signs of immaturityÃ¢ÂÂ with the added suggestion that Neymar was being Ã¢ÂÂmanipulatedÃ¢ÂÂ by FIFA in making such controversial comments.
Marca weren't going to let such slander go unpunished, dispatching a writer armed with thumbscrews to Stuttgart, where Neymar is currently staying ahead of WednesdayÃ¢ÂÂs friendly between Germany and Brazil. MarcaÃ¢ÂÂs man didnÃ¢ÂÂt let the side down Ã¢ÂÂ by the looks of the photo in the paper, collaring the rebellious youngster in a hotel corridor Ã¢ÂÂ and got the kid to confess that Real Madrid were Ã¢ÂÂa great team, this year they can win everything with the players they have,Ã¢ÂÂ and that Ã¢ÂÂMadrid are a great club with a lot of history, one of the best, no doubt.Ã¢ÂÂ
"What have I said now?"
With that terrible BarÃÂ§a-biased wrong now righted, the focus of the paper then changed to the publishing of the new fixture lists, which feature the Primera games over their usual three-day spread but now in nine separate slots, rather than the previous seven. Matches are now scheduled for 6pm, 8pm and 10pm on Saturday, then noon, 4pm, 6pm, 8pm and 10pm on Sunday, with the 9pm match of doom on Monday night.
LLL largely approves of the changes, with the early-bird blog appreciating the Sunday noon kick-offs, which are designed to please the Asian market. That said, it remains to be seen what interest the first match Ã¢ÂÂ Rayo Vallecano v Mallorca Ã¢ÂÂ will create in the Far East, with the response of viewers likely to be Ã¢ÂÂRayo who?Ã¢ÂÂ, Ã¢ÂÂWhereÃ¢ÂÂs Messi?Ã¢ÂÂ and Ã¢ÂÂWhy does the stadium only have three sides?Ã¢ÂÂ
FFT Travel guide:Rayo Vallecano
However, it's less than happy with the matches finishing around about midnight on Sunday, with sleep-deprived Spain set to be even surlier than normal on a Monday morning.
It almost escaped the blogÃ¢ÂÂs attention but Spain are apparently in action in Bari on Wednesday night in an all-important match that is no ordinary friendly. ThatÃ¢ÂÂs certainly the message from the Spanish camp, anyway. LLL, for one, doesnÃ¢ÂÂt believe a word of it as nine of SpainÃ¢ÂÂs starters are likely to be in action on Sunday for the Spanish Super Cup Ã¢ÂÂ a considerably bigger fish to fry than a pre-season amble against the Azzurri.
FEATUREJames Horncastle previews Italy v Spain
Get the best features, fun and footballing frolics straight to your inbox every week.
Thank you for signing up to Four Four Two. You will receive a verification email shortly.
There was a problem. Please refresh the page and try again.