While the prize for Florentino Pérez after his own victory was the chance to gaze at the Santiago Bernabeu whilst drooling âÂÂmmm... office blocks...â Homer Simpson-style, the reward for BarcelonaâÂÂs next boss is to become the man who made the Invincibles... er... vincible.
After a perfect 2009, the only direction now for the Catalan club is down.
But despite this sad inevitability, a whole gaggle of grey-suited egotists are aâÂÂgroin-stretching on the blocks, ready for the race to become BarçaâÂÂs bus-driver of doom.
Although an official date for the poll has yet to be announced, this week saw the start of campaigning in the Barcelona presidential elections that are set to take place between March and June, or whenever Joan LaportaâÂÂs anointed heir has the best chance of winning.
That particular gentleman is Alfons Godall, who has been on the Barcelona board since 2003 and also happens to be LaportaâÂÂs childhood friend - a shock for those who assumed he didnâÂÂt have any.
Godall announced his pre-candidatureness on Monday at a special function where he had the out-going and outgoing Laporta by his side.
âÂÂAlfons Godall can do even better than I did,â claimed the King of Catalunya in his first recorded attempt at modesty - an effort that almost induced a stroke.
GodallâÂÂs hefty challenge is to be the continuity candidate who can deliver both success and stability but also distance himself from Laporta, who is not everyoneâÂÂs cup of Cava at the Camp Nou due to his megalomaniac political ways.
Laporta (centre): Retiring, but not shy
The Chosen One has refuted suggestions of a Putin/Medvedev-style switcheroo at the end of LaportaâÂÂs two-term limit by declaring his independence from his friend and promising âÂÂmore partners, more fans, more emotions, more sports, more members...â and more smugness, no doubt.
However, Godall has a rival in his continuity candidate camp with another VP, Jaume Ferrer, also in the running to be the Barcelona big boss.
FerrerâÂÂs electoral vibe promises more of the same sporting success but without Laporta lurking in the shadows.
âÂÂLaporta was one of the best presidents of Barcelona but the problem has been his manner. He can be overpowering,â claimed Ferrer, who was reportedly called a whole stack of nasty names by his furious boss when he announced his intentions to stand.
GodallâÂÂs camp have been on the attack straight away with one of his supporters and Barcelona moneyman, Xavier Sala-i-Martin, claiming that Ferrer wanted to sack Frank Rijkaard in 2003 and was firmly against the signing of Mad Sammy EtoâÂÂo.
This bout of bitchiness has already caused some concerns in the Barcelona press with worries abound that a dysfunctional, infighting, institutional Barcelona will be more focused on the presidential poll than winning trophies.
"We should prepare ourselves for a high-tension campaign,â warns Joan Battle in Sport.â¨
Hoping to take advantage of what is inevitability going to turn into a vote-splitting jelly-wrestle between âÂÂIâÂÂm Spartacusâ and âÂÂNo, IâÂÂm Spartacusâ are two former VPs who both fell out with Laporta along the way but fancy another bite at the Barça buffet.
Sandro Rosell was LaportaâÂÂs best buddy on the board who brought Ronaldinho to the Camp Nou, but who later fell out with his friend over his alleged authoritarian ways and quit in 2005.
Rosell: "Look Joan, I don't want to see you any more"
To date, Rosell has merely made mutterings over his intention to stand â as is the case with another fallen VP, Ferran Soriano, who quit in the summer of 2008.
All four of the potential candidates will claim responsibility for the current sporting success of Barcelona.
All four will also be looking to distance themselves from the independance-declaring, trouser-removing figure of Joan Laporta.â¨
But all four could well rock BarcelonaâÂÂs boat over the next few months as they begin to slug it out amongst themselves over the chance to be the next Camp Nou king.
â¨Meanwhile, the footballers are expected to get on with the job of making their bosses and potential bosses look good, despite their own reservations on the affair as shared by Andrés Iniesta: âÂÂIâÂÂd prefer the elections to take place at the end of the season, so they donâÂÂt destabilise the team.âÂÂ
â¨However, it already looks like the New Dream Team may be turning into a bit of a nightmare.
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