Same old Ronaldo, always scoring...
We could start by talking about Cruzeiro's 5-0 humiliation of AtlÃÂ©tico in the Minas Gerais State Championship final first leg last weekend.
Or discuss the electrifying 2-2 draw between Botafogo and Flamengo in a hot and jam-packed MaracanÃÂ£.
But it's virtually impossible to ignore, once again, Ronaldo.
Ladies and gentlemen, don your gala suits before watching the buck-toothed virtuoso's latest moment of magic.
It was RonnieÃ¢ÂÂs second in a 3-1 Corinthians victory against Santos in the first leg of the SÃÂ£o Paulo State Championship, all-but securing the Parque SÃÂ£o Jorge squad the crown. Santos will only seize it off them if they win 3-0 in the second leg Ã¢ÂÂ which wonÃ¢ÂÂt happen, at least not in this geologic time.
Ã¢ÂÂItÃ¢ÂÂs good to have a kingÃ¢ÂÂs day in the kingÃ¢ÂÂs house,Ã¢ÂÂ said Ronaldo after being informed that PelÃÂ© was watching the game in Vila Belmiro, and left early after Fatso had finished Santos off with his second blow.
IsnÃ¢ÂÂt it fantastic?
A little more than a year ago, the newspapers printed the image of a fallen Ronaldo crying in the San Siro pitch suffering from another painful potential career-ending injury. And many, many journalists were quickly fighting for the dubious privilege of forecasting the end of the playerÃ¢ÂÂs glorious career.
The Noise from Brazil wisely advised people not to bet against him back in February 2008. And now weÃ¢ÂÂll attempt to make you rich once and for all.
Put all your money on Ronnie starting in BrazilÃ¢ÂÂs World Cup opener in South Africa next year wearing the No.9 shirt.
If heÃ¢ÂÂs alive, fit (anywhere in the vicinity of 100 kilos is fine!) and sane enough to spot the difference between a football and a watermelon, heÃ¢ÂÂll be there.
After all, thereÃ¢ÂÂs only one Ronaldo. Accept no substitutes.