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10. Eric Djemba-Djemba – Man United to Aston Villa, 2005 (£1.5m)
Manchester United fans famously joked that the midfielder was “so good they named him twice”. By the end, though, they weren't laughing.
David O’Leary couldn’t get a song out of the struggling player either and he was eventually sent on loan to Burnley after making just 11 appearances for the Birmingham club. His deal was eventually terminated at the end of the 2006/07 season, before he disappeared into obscurity.
9. Benni McCarthy – Blackburn to West Ham, 2010 (Undisc.)
To be fair to West Ham, they had no reason to suspect that this wouldn’t be a successful deal, given McCarthy’s track record of 52 goals in 140 Blackburn appearances on top of the Champions League winners’ medal he earned at Porto.
However, the Hammers ended up forking out £1.5 million to cancel the South African’s deal early, just 14 months after signing him, after he had failed to score any goals in 13 matches and regularly struggled with injury issues.
He ended up verbal jousting with Karren Brady, and later reflected: "She started throwing blows at me and I can step into the ring with anyone. I wasn’t going to stand there as she spanked me in public, so I hit back."
8. Andre Santos – Fenerbahce to Arsenal, 2011 (£6.2m)
Arsenal fans were hoping Santos could follow a long line of iconic Brazilian attacking full-backs like Roberto Carlos, Cafu and Maicon when he was brought in from Fenerbahce in 2011.
Santos was eventually sent back to Brazil with a loan to Gremio, before cutting ties completely at the end of his contract when he joined Flamengo.
7. Paul Konchesky – Fulham to Liverpool, 2010 (£3m)
Roy Hodgson’s 2010 summer transfer window was one to forget, and ended up costing him his job at Anfield after Konchesky had followed the likes of Christian Poulson, Danny Wilson and Milan Jovanovic through the door.
He never played for Liverpool again, departing for Leicester in 2011 for £1.5 million, where he eventually went on to appear in the top flight once more.
6. Xisco – Deportivo La Coruna to Newcastle, 2008 (£5.7m)
Newcastle decided to add the promising Xisco to their bulging line-up of strikers that already included Michael Owen, Obafemi Martins and Mark Viduka, having seen him impress for Spain U21s and in La Liga.
Lo and behold, he couldn’t get a game ahead of the more established names and was eventually loaned back to Spain with Racing Santander, having barely featured as the Magpies were relegated in 2008/09.
Upon his return, he still couldn’t find a way into the first team and his contract was eventually ripped up in January 2013 following another loan, this time at Deportivo. He scored just once for Newcastle.
5. Afonso Alves – Heerenveen to Middlesbrough, 2008 (£10m)
Middlesbrough needed goals as they battled the drop in 2007/08, and in Alves they'd secured a Brazil international who was banging in a goal a game in the Netherlands.
What could go wrong? Well, almost everything, it transpired. Boro did manage to stay up initially – capped with a stonking 8-1 win over Manchester City in which Alves plundered a hat-trick – but their striker's return of four goals in 31 league games the following season wasn’t enough to keep them up at the second time of asking.
In September 2009, they cut their losses and sent him to Al-Sadd in Qatar, where he remained until retiring in 2013.
4. Radamel Falcao – Monaco to Man United, 2014 (£6m)
After prolific spells with Porto and Atletico Madrid, Falcao’s arrival at United promised great things as he was added to an attacking roster that already boasted the likes of Robin van Persie, Angel Di Maria and Wayne Rooney.
However, the Colombian couldn’t get up and running, and his return of four goals in 29 games fell way below what had been hoped for and expected at Old Trafford.
The option to make the loan move permanent was therefore turned down and he went on to suffer similar problems at Chelsea, before returning to peak form once he left English football for Monaco.
3. Chris Samba – Anzhi Makhachkala to QPR, 2013 (£12.5m)
Just a month after Harry Redknapp had complained “there are a lot of players at this club who earn far too much money”, the QPR boss sanctioned the £12.5 million signing of Chris Samba on a £100,000 per week salary.
What’s more, the Congolese centre-back did nothing to improve an awful Loftus Road side and a few months after his arrival he told supporters to “get over” his sky-high earnings after an awful display against Fulham.
After 10 games and one relegation, QPR sold him back to Anzhi for £12 million.
2. Andy Carroll – Newcastle to Liverpool, 2011 (£35m)
On a frantic deadline day, Liverpool signed Newcastle’s ponytailed striker Carroll to replace the departing Fernando Torres.
A combination of poor form and injury problems ensured that his time at Anfield wasn’t memorable, with the former England striker mustering 11 goals in 58 games over two-and-a-half campaigns.
He was sent to West Ham on loan at the start of the 2012/13 season, a move that became permanent the following summer for about half the fee that the Reds had shelled out for his signature.
1. Fernando Torres – Liverpool to Chelsea, 2011 (£51.5m)
Towards the end of his time at Liverpool, Torres was struggling with injury and confidence issues, which only worsened once he'd moved to Chelsea for an eye-watering fee.
His plight continued in subsequent seasons, although it didn’t stop Chelsea enjoying a good run during his time at Stamford Bridge; Torres left the Blues with FA Cup, Champions League and Europa League winners’ medals. Unsurprisingly, Chelsea found it hard to find a buyer in 2014, with Milan eventually swooping before he returned to boyhood team Atletico Madrid.
