21 signs you’re a proper Chelsea fan

Frank Lampard

Garry Hayes picks out some of the key things that unite all true Blues

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1. Hearing a lad shout out ‘Oi! Oi!” in public doesn’t seem quite right if 'Zigger Zagger' doesn’t precede it.

2. You get up when you want, except on Wednesdays, when you’re rudely awoken by the dustman.

3. You know the only place to be every other Saturday is strolling down the Fulham Road.

4. When you see signs warning of slippery conditions, you can’t help but think of Steven Gerrard.

5. Blue is the colour, naturally.

John Terry

Well he's not going to be wearing red, is he?