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Bicycle kicks, inch-perfect freekicks & Ronaldinho-esque genius

On the face of it, Racing, All Boys, River and NewellâÂÂs are the same this season.

Sure, Racing and All Boys have won one more game than River and NewellâÂÂs, but River and NewellâÂÂs lost fewer and drew those matches. They are all on 22 points.

They are not having a particularly good - nor a particularly bad - season. Were they in Europe, theyâÂÂd be chasing Europa league spots. And with this points parity, youâÂÂd expect things at the four clubs to be much the same. This would be incorrect.

On the one hand we have All Boys, who are now officially the âÂÂsurprise packageâ of the season. The side promoted just a few months back has claimed the scalp of River, Independiente, Estudiantes and Boca at their rickety home ground. After another three points at the weekend and an excellent performance, the coach José Romero modestly suggested that other teamâÂÂs fans should come to watch them play. "The truth is that it is a pleasure to watch this team play," he confessed.

All Boysâ points were taken at NewellâÂÂs expense. The men from Rosario are now the paragon on stability in the Argentine league, with Roberto Sensini the longest-serving coach in top flight. Nothing exemplified the work being done at the club more than the heroic defeat at altitude and against one of the continents top sides in the Sudamericana recently. But then All Boys happened. âÂÂIt was the worst performance of the year,â said midfielder Bernardi. He was not far off.

RacingâÂÂs performances and results, meanwhile, are directly proportional to the quality of performance by the Crouch/Riquelme/Guti/Rivaldo DNA experiment, aka Gio Moreno. With him out of sorts, the Academy struggled to beat Quilmes, and the chances of qualifying for the Libertadores diminish.

River, meanwhile, should feel they are doing pretty well given the state of the sideâÂÂs relegation average, plus the dire state of the club â this week the true extent of the clubâÂÂs debt was revealed, discussed and shouted about. Bankruptcy is still not too distant a possibility. And they were truly dire against San Lorenzo.

Yet all four are on the same pointsâ¦

Elsewhere this weekend, many were quick to point out that there were ONLY 18 GOALS!!!! This apparently equates to a level of tedium only previously recorded when Ricardo Fort is on TV (we're not going to pretend we know who this is - ed).

But no - there was plenty of entertainment to be had. Carlos Sánchez scored a belter against Banfield, while Sergio Araujo scored his first goal â a brilliant one - for Boca (video below) and will soon no doubt soon provoke the typical INTER/BARCELONA/CHELSEA/MILAN/BENFICA/JUVENTUS SWOOP FOR BOCA ACE headlines.

Franco Neill scored a perfect bicycle kick to earn a point for Argentinos.

Maxi Velázquez was invited by the Colón defence to run at them, before he tired, and hit a 25-yard shot for Independiente, before being sent off.

And Mario Regueiro scored an inch-perfect freekick, plus a volleyed second, to win the points for Lanússâ debutant coach, Gabriel Schurrer.

To this list we must add two more. First is Gabriel Mendezeâ for Banfield, but it seems like a cross more than a shot.

Second is David Ramírezâ goal against Banfield for Godoy Cruz. It was Ronaldinho-esque. The commentators thought it was genius. âÂÂWatching it on TV it does look like I meant it,â said the playmaker after the game. âÂÂBut it was a cross.âÂÂ

Things are not all that they seem, either on TV, or in the league.

RESULTS Godoy Cruz 2-1 Banfield; All Boys 2-0 NewellâÂÂs; Estudiantes 2-0 Huracán; San Lorenzo 0-0 River; Boca 2-1 Arsenal; Gimnasia 0-0 Vélez; Racing 1-1 Quilmes; Olimpo 1-1 Argentinos; Colón 1-1 Independiente; Lanús 2-0 Tigre.