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Goals galore, chavs and terrible toilet trips

Good golly.

We had seven-goal thrillers in Siberia AND Moscow at the weekend, while evidently someoneâÂÂs had a quiet word with Gurban Berdiyew and told him how to get Rubin Kazan playing some half-decent stuff in their opponents' half for a change.

HereâÂÂs what happened on match day 27 in the Russian Premier League.


Spartak Nalchik 2-0 Saturn Moskovskaya Oblast
Getting beat by Spartak Nalchik is probably the least of SaturnâÂÂs worries at the minute. Before the week is out, the club could cease to exist.
SaturnâÂÂs chiefs have a meeting this Thursday with Moskovskaya Oblast governor Boris Gromov to discuss the financially stricken clubâÂÂs future, which could result in a merger with Khimki of the First Division.

On the pitch, Andrey Gordeev has worked wonders in some incredibly taxing conditions, but not even he could prevent the Extra-Terrestrials from slipping to defeat in the Kabardino-Balkar Republic.

Results went Spartak NalchikâÂÂs way on match day 27 (i.e. they won and Lokomotiv Moskva didnâÂÂt), meaning the race for the Europa League places is going to the wire.

Their striker Vladimir Dyadyun had scored 10 of their 35 goals in the Premier League this season prior to Friday, but he hobbled off in the first half. Fortunately for Yuri Krasnozhan they arenâÂÂt a one-man show and took the lead just before the break when Roman Kontsedalov scored a sublime penalty. The points were sealed on 65 minutes when Gogita GoguaâÂÂs drive was turned in by Arsen Goshokov.


Amkar Perm 2-0 Terek Grozny
It was only last week that four experts affirmed here that Amkar were doomed, which of course meant on Saturday they decided to end their four-match losing streak at home to Terek and haul themselves out of the relegation zone.

They took the lead in the 24th minute through Mitar Novakovic, who headed a right-wing cross from just outside the six yard box past Soslan Dzhanayev. Terek are safe and playing for pride now, and looked pretty toothless up front; not even the introduction of Hector Bracamonte could alter their fortunes.

The Chechens fell further behind a minute after the restart when Georgi PeevâÂÂs low cross was superbly converted by Stevica RistiÃÂ, who not so long ago was playing at UzbekistanâÂÂs we-used-to-be-famous-but-now-nobody-cares-because-all-our-famous-players-and-Phil-Scolari-have-left Bunyodkor (remember them?).

This relegation battle just got interesting. Maybe.

Anzhi Makhachkala 1-0 Tom Tomsk
Two more teams scrapping down there are Anzhi and Tom. Valeri NepomniachiâÂÂs Tom ended a run of six games without a win in Siberia last week, but reverted to type in Dagestan, where Anzhi have consistently shown better form than on the road.

They were helped no end by Alexey Polyakov, TomâÂÂs goalkeeper, who fumbled Ibra KébéâÂÂs left-footed drive; Igor Strelkov reacted first to pounce on his error for the only goal of the game midway through the first half.

FC Rostov 1-1 Dinamo Moskva
Football is a fickle industry. We were talking not so long ago about Miodrag Bozovic being given the boot, but heâÂÂs taken the Muscovites up to seventh and they have an outside chance of a European spot. Stuff getting Dan Petrescu or Valery Gazzaev in, give the Count time.

Their Europa League hopes took a bit of a knock on Saturday. You canâÂÂt dispute the fact theyâÂÂve improved under Bozovic though, who took over when the club were languishing in 11th. Rostov were without Alexandru Gaãcan and on a five-match losing streak that has ended their own chances of European football, so Dinamo wouldâÂÂve fancied something here.

But they fell behind when the brilliantly named Chavdar Yankov sent in a cross that bamboozled Anton Shunin and flew over his head and into the back of the net. HeâÂÂs probably telling all his mates he meant it, this blog suspects (Yankov, not Shunin, obviously).

Dinamo found the equaliser they deserved six minutes after the restart when Andriy Voronin set Alexandr Samedov free, and despite having the first touch of NMTBâÂÂs mum in flippers, he managed to fire home from an acute angle and earn the Muscovites a point. ThatâÂÂs six matches without defeat for Dinamo.


Sibir Novosibirsk 2-5 Zenit St Petersburg
This match was absolutely bonkers.

Zenit havenâÂÂt been themselves recently, probably because theyâÂÂve had games left, right and centre, so the last thing they wanted after playing Hadjuk Split on Thursday in the Europa League was this fixture 3,000 miles away from Croatia in Siberia.

Novosibirsk is three time zones ahead of St Petersburg, and it isnâÂÂt a surprise only Alexandr Anyukov and Igor Denisov from the starting XI in Croatia began this game.

Zenit found themselves two down after six minutes, both due to uncharacteristic defensive errors. Yuri Zhevnov in goal made an absolute mess of Ivan NagibinâÂÂs second-minute strike, then shortly afterwards Vladimir BystrovâÂÂs sloppy pass allowed Bartolomei Grzelak to add another.

Incredibly, their two-goal lead was wiped with just 15 minutes on the clock. Bystrov atoned for his error with a cool finish from a well worked move and Steve Joseph-Reinette turned the ball into his own net to put Zenit level.

After the break Luciano SpallettiâÂÂs side scored three unanswered goals and NMTB missed the lot, owing to being in the toilet. Thankfully this blog didnâÂÂt have the runs; instead, the visitors enjoyed a seven-minute blitz to put Sibir to the sword out east. Pick of the bunch was number four from Sergei Semak.

Zenit can win the league on Wednesday when they face CSKA.

Alania Vladikavkaz 0-0 Lokomotiv Moskva
If you believe the rumours, Yuri Semin will be leaving Lokomotiv and returning to Dynamo Kyiv (taking the excellent Oleksandr Aliyev with him, too), and heâÂÂll be replaced in Moscow by BATE BorisovâÂÂs talented young coach Viktor Goncharenko. And instead of him will be⦠oh, who cares.

Loko havenâÂÂt been averse to the odd red card in 2010 and were missing Marko Basa due to suspension. They were a man light again at the weekend when Jan Durica hauled down Eidar Nizamutdinov in the box, only for Gheorghe Florescu to put his rather pathetic penalty wide. The reaction of the commentator and the Alania bench says it all.

Lokomotiv shuffled the pack and brought Malkhaz Asatiani on for Dmitri Tarasov and played the better football, but Alania grew as the game went on and had they not been so lacklustre in the opponentâÂÂs final third (this was their fourth game without scoring), theyâÂÂd probably have won this.

CSKA Moskva 4-3 Krylya Sovetov Samara
Goals, goals, goals at Arena Khimki.

Alexandr Tarkhanov deserves a medal for his achievements at Krylya, what with taking them from certain relegation to the brink of safety.
CSKA made three changes from the side that lined up against Palermo last week and took the lead after just three minutes when Alan DzagoevâÂÂs free-kick was met by an unmarked Alexey Berezutsky. They doubled their advantage five minutes later.

Manchester United fans might not be interested to know Zoran Tosic is doing quite well over in Russia, and it was his cross that was taken down by Tomas Necid, who took one touch before finishing well.

That looked game over after just eight minutes, and certainly after Tosic added a third from DzagoevâÂÂs mazy run with 23 minutes remaining youâÂÂd have thought that was it, but Krylya staged a spirited comeback.

Oleg IvanovâÂÂs drive beat a flat-footed Igor Akinfeev with 18 minutes left and then Berezutsky received his marching orders shortly afterwards for a foul in the box on Sergei Kuznetsov. Leilton converted the subsequent penalty, which set up a nervy last 10 minutes for the Muscovites.

Necid added his second and CSKAâÂÂs fourth at the death with a header, but Krylya came back again when Sergey Tkachev stabbed home from close range in injury time. They couldnâÂÂt find an equaliser though, and Leonid SlutskyâÂÂs side hung on for three valuable points in the pursuit of second.


Rubin Kazan 1-1 Spartak Moskva
NMTB treated this game much like a re-entering a suspiciously smelly bathroom: âÂÂIâÂÂll give it 20 minutes.âÂÂ

Watching RubinâÂÂs ultra-defensive football is incredibly difficult for the neutral and they couldnâÂÂt really afford to lose this one, which ordinarily wouldâÂÂve meant Gurban Berdiyew giving us a master class in how to shut a team out, but this blog rather enjoyed yesterdayâÂÂs match. That's probably the first time NMTB could ever say that about a Rubin fixture.

Mainly because they actually displayed some attacking intent and Rubin were unlucky not to be leading by the time Ibson split their normally watertight defence with a beautiful pass to find the leagueâÂÂs top scorer Welliton, who did just before half time what heâÂÂs been doing all season.

That was just the fifth league goal Rubin have conceded at home all year. Putting them in at the other end has been the problem, although thatâÂÂs kind of to be expected if you sign Obafemi Martins (not in the matchday squad yesterday), and a lack of cutting edge up top looked to be costing them again against Spartak.

They did manage to conjure up an equaliser deep into injury time though. Sergei Kornilenko had been throwing himself about theatrically all game and was booked for his troubles, but he headed a late, late goal to move Rubin back into second and eight points ahead of Spartak with three games remaining.

The Krasno-Belye can now at least concentrate on that massive Champions League tie with Marseille theyâÂÂve got coming up.