Good Day, Bad Day - Round 21
RESULTS: Sat Feb 6 - Valencia 2-0 Valladolid, Real Madrid 3-0 Espanyol, Barcelona 2-1 Getafe. Sun Feb 7 - Zaragoza 2-1 Sevilla, Racing Santander 1-1 Atletico Madrid, Osasuna 1-0 Tenerife, Mallorca 1-0 Villarreal, Malaga 0-0 Deportivo, Athletic Bilbao 3-2 Xerez, Almeria 3-1 Sporting Gijon.
Real Madrid, Barcelona
Right. ThatÃ¢ÂÂs it. The blog canÃ¢ÂÂt take any more of this. ItÃ¢ÂÂs heading for the roof. Goodbye, cruel world.
After watching Saturday nightÃ¢ÂÂs Spanish footie, La Liga Loca was fairly optimistic that it would be a nice, normal week in the wacky world of the Spanish sports media - a world that the blog has to sift through on a daily basis.
WhatÃ¢ÂÂs more, two explusions for the Catalan club that seemed to be fair dinkum would mean that both warring camps could agree that there isnÃ¢ÂÂt a pro-Barcelona refereeing conspiracy underway and put the past fortnightÃ¢ÂÂs nonsense to bed.
Sadly, it was not too be.
That Gerard Pique should be banned for life for his tackle and that both of BarcelonaÃ¢ÂÂs goals were offside was the vibe from the Madridista press.
Ã¢ÂÂMore than beating Getafe, Messi had to beat the referee,Ã¢ÂÂ claimed Josep Casanovas in SundayÃ¢ÂÂs Sport, a paper that feels that both red cards were outrageous and the result of relentless pressure on referees to punish Barcelona, pressure instigated by Marca and AS.
The blog's helpful suggestion in response to all this is that both teams and their fans s*d off to an unpopulated atoll somewhere in the Pacific, set up their own league, with their own referees and leave everyone else alone.
Remember, Barcelona and AtlÃÂ©tico fans, every goal from the Argentine striker causes an extra wrinkle of rancour on Florentino PÃÂ©rezÃ¢ÂÂs face.
Especially when it coincides with another finger-up-nose display of apathy from Karim Benzema.
And especially, especially, when HiguaÃÂnÃ¢ÂÂs goals are absolute corkers, too.
Thanks to the wondrous footballing stylings of little Leo, we all saw the same future at the same time, when four Getafe defenders followed the Argentine forward on his run, whilst failing to notice the downwind Xavi.
Four very good days for Osasuna sees CamachoÃ¢ÂÂs men picking up 12 points from 12 and snug in mid-table.
And four very good days for La Liga Loca, too, means that the blog has not had to sit through any of the tedious, hoofing encounters that brought about those victories for the Pamplonan side.
Putting every ounce of energy into their home games and defending their goal as if their lives depended on it sees Mallorca with 10 wins from 10 at the Ono Estadi and having conceded just three goals in the process.
The manager behind this brilliant madness, Gregorio Manzano, was in full hailing mode after their latest triumph, a 1-0 win over Villarreal.
Ã¢ÂÂThe win is worth so much as it was against a side who have designs on the European places.Ã¢ÂÂ
As usual, most Mallorca fans couldnÃ¢ÂÂt be bothered attending the encounter with just 12,000 showing up for Sunday afternoonÃ¢ÂÂs clash.
Poor Diego Maradona is currently caught in 1,000 tiny minds over which players to take to the World Cup, having called up 102 in the past year-and-a-half.
However, Ever Banega is making life a little easier for the confused international coach with some outstanding displays for Valencia and some cracking goals along the way.
Despite a rather limp start to his career in la Liga, Banega is a midfielder who is really coming on strong this season.
The Athletic striker dug his side out of the deepest of holes on Sunday with two goals to force a narrow 3-2 victory over Xerez, of all teams.
Despite losing defender Chico after just two minutes after a fine one handed clearance - Ã¢ÂÂa great saveÃ¢ÂÂ notes AS - AlmerÃÂa survived a bruising battle against Sporting to pick up three points.
And that is a very bad thing indeed for a blog that desperately wants the southern side dropping out of the top flight and replaced with the infinitely more interesting Betis.
ZaragozaÃ¢ÂÂs new boys
The law of averages suggests that at least some of ZaragozaÃ¢ÂÂs seven winter signings would work.
And thatÃ¢ÂÂs the case with the new centre-back pairing of Matteo Contini and Jiri Jarosik, whose mean and moody ways and all round tightness have given Zaragoza more security to go forward - a security that has produced back-to-back wins against Tenerife and Sevilla.
The blog is less convinced by newly-arrived striker Humberto Suazo, who appears to have based a career in South America on having big googly eyes and little else.
Only one of his 11 shots in SundayÃ¢ÂÂs Sevilla clash were on target.
Miguel Angel Portugal
La Liga Loca is going to be honest and admit that it hasnÃ¢ÂÂt seen a second of RacingÃ¢ÂÂs late clash with AtlÃÂ©tico Madrid.
It was going to have a little look on Monday morning but after reading yet more moans and complaints about fouls, cards and referees, it really doesnÃ¢ÂÂt have the heart to do so.
So, it calls on the great blog readership to take one for the team and explain why the Racing boss felt the need to call the referee for the 1-1 draw a Ã¢ÂÂson of a b*tchÃ¢ÂÂ after the encounter.
Unlike John Terry, Tenerife are less keen on playing away this season.
The sideÃ¢ÂÂs eighth defeat in 10 away from the Canary Islands came at Osasuna on Sunday.
Ã¢ÂÂWeÃ¢ÂÂre lacking confidence,Ã¢ÂÂ noted the sideÃ¢ÂÂs astute manager, JosÃÂ© Luis Oltra.
A hopeless, gutless performance from Sevilla in the 2-1 defeat at Zaragoza topped off a fine week for one of its star players, Alvaro Negredo.
The former Madrid man was substituted in the first half of the midweek cup clash with Getafe, much to the strikerÃ¢ÂÂs displeasure.
His mood must have worsened a further notch after scoring a headed own goal and receiving a red card for managing the impressive feat of both tumbling to the ground in a dive whilst booting out at Zaragoza defender Contini.
Juan Carlos Garrido, OnÃÂ©simo
Two new managers at the helm of Villarreal and Valladolid respectively made excellent starts to their new jobs with a couple of defeats.
OnÃÂ©simo at Valladolid looks the far more entertaining of the debutantes with the former Ã¢ÂÂBÃ¢ÂÂ team boss being an angrier, more snarling version of predecessor JosÃÂ© Luis Mendilibar.
And that really is saying something.
The Madrid midfielder built on last weekÃ¢ÂÂs Oscar award-winning backheel by doing diddly-squat against Espanyol.
After allowing Perico winger JosÃÂ© MarquÃÂ©s to go past him twice unmolested - as it were - Manuel Pellegrini finally banished Guti to the bench.
The dirty man of Deportivo should have seen red for a handball and then knocking an opponent out in a somewhat violent challenge.
Instead, the midfielder eventually got his marching orders after a supposed dive that seemed a little harsh to a blog that feels that the ends probably justified the means with AlvarÃÂ©zÃ¢ÂÂ eventual sending off.
Without an away goal in the league since September. And didnÃ¢ÂÂt look vaguely like getting one on Saturday night against Real Madrid.
Luis GarcÃÂa has never looked more narked.
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