"Hello, is that Ivan Campo?"

I was reading The Sunday Times on the metro to the Camp Nou ahead of BarcaâÂÂs title-denting defeat to a very well-organised Villarreal side. The excellent team spirit among the Villarreal players was evident the night before in BarcelonaâÂÂs Hilton hotel.

With their distinctive yellow banana team bus parked outside, the track-suited team got up to any manner of high jinx inside. They pushed each other into lifts, tapped team-mates on the shoulders, then hid when they looked around. And one even managed a reverse cup â that is a fart wafted into the face of an unsuspecting colleague from an offside position according to the Viz profanisaurus.

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Andy Mitten
Editor at Large

Andy Mitten is Editor at Large of FourFourTwo, interviewing the likes of Lionel Messi, Eric Cantona, Sir Alex Ferguson and Diego Maradona for the magazine. He also founded and is editor of United We Stand, the Manchester United fanzine, and contributes to a number of publications, including GQ, the BBC and The Athletic.