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Joao Felix may have had a bad first day at the office – but he has nothing on this lot

LIST Even a boundary-pushing hat-trick of gaffes isn't enough to earn a place on this list of the greatest own goals we've ever seen

My Football Legendary funny man Bob Mortimer chats dodgy hot-stepping, Oldham's pies, and his love for Juninho

Premier League No need to scour Netflix to find your ideal festive flick – we watched every single Christmas film to work out what Premier League fans should have on

In Other News... Pallotta is making a grand gesture to the city after going for a dip in Rome's Piazza del Popolo fountain

Lists Andros Townsend cheesed off Cristiano Ronaldo with a "Siu" celebration - but the joy of finding the net can soon turn to despair, as Jon Spurling recalls

Lists Harry Kane hasn't reported to training - but at least Nuno knows where he is. Unlike this lot...

Blackburn striker Ben Brereton is the new face of Pepsi in Chile, but he's not the first footballer in an advert you didn't expect...

New boys of the future will have to go some way to enjoy more eventful first games than the prize selection of players covered here…

Lists You thought Watford firing Nigel Pearson before the end of the season was strange? Think again...