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A poke in the eye, 'the f****** master' & countless title-deciders: Five of the best Mourinho v Guardiola battles

Jose Mourinho and Pep Guardiola will once again lock horns next season, after Manchester United confirmed the appointment of the Portuguese as their new manager on XXX.

Guardiola will be stationed a few short miles away at Manchester City, with two of world football's most influential coaches set to resume their infamous rivalry.

 

Mourinho was at his obdurate best to get the better of Camp Nou's "Translator" jibes and knock Barca out of Europe on the way to an historic treble with Inter.

Gerard Pique danced his way to a goal with six minutes remaining as Barca finally wore Inter down, but Bojan Krkic had an effort disallowed in stoppage time, allowing Mourinho his moment in the spotlight - streaking across the Camp Nou turf to simultaneously hail the Italian fans and rub the home crowd's nose in his success.

 

"What's difficult to swallow is when you lose a game because you have hit the post or the referee has been bad. I have left here in that state before with Chelsea and Inter Milan but that was not the case tonight."

 

Another season of brutal tension between the Clasico rivals drove Guardiola to despair ahead of his second Champions league semi-final against the 'Special One'.

Before inviting reporters' questions at his pre-match news conference, Guardiola barked: "Outside of the field, he has won the entire year, the entire season and in the future [it will be the same]. He can have his personal Champions League outside the field. Fine. 

"In this room [Real Madrid's press room], he is the chief, the f***ing boss. In here he is the f****** master and I can't compete with him. If Barcelona want someone who competes with that, then they should look for another manager."

 

Andres Iniesta's goal and two from Messi ensured Barca would begin the 2011-12 season with silverware, but the game was drastically overshadowed by Mourinho's sideline antics.

With players and coaches alike embroiled in the melee, Mourinho walked behind Guardiola's right-hand man Tito Vilanova and poked him in the eye.

When asked about the incident post-match, Mourinho replied: "I don't know who Pito Vilanova is" - almost certainly aware he had referenced a colloquial Spanish term for the male genitalia in an unconvincing denial of his guilt.

 

Only five editions of La Liga, the Copa del Rey and Champions League were not won by Guardiola during his Camp Nou reign - Mourinho won three of those, this title success adding to his 2010 European and 2011 Copa del Rey triumphs with Inter and Madrid respectively, accounting for Barca on the way. 

Though the likes of Jurgen Klopp at Liverpool, Arsene Wenger at Arsenal, Antonio Conte at Chelsea and Tottenham's Mauricio Pochettino will have designs on success in 2016-17, Guardiola v Mourinho is the one battle that is guaranteed to have the eyes of the world watching the Premier League this season.