In Other News... Rosario had only managed one awful touch before going down to 10 men early in their match against Godoy Cruz in the Copa Argentina
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In Other News... Rosario were still celebrating their win over rivals Newell's Old Boys one week later... with some baby dolls.
Richard Edwards recalls the game's oddest instances of thievery, including that time David Beckham's car ended up in the hands of Macedonia's interior minister
Jorge Sampaoli Moya Walter Montoya was linked with River Plate and Boca Juniors but has completed a switch to Sevilla, with Jorge Sampaoli's influence key.
Having signed for the club in July, Giovani Lo Celso has arrived to start work with Paris Saint-Germain.
Carlos Tevez Teo Gutierrez's goal celebration for Rosario Central against Boca Juniors saw the match descend into farce and Carlos Tevez was not happy.
Felipe Caicedo Corozo Reto Ziegler outscoring Cristiano Ronaldo and a record for Benfica are among the weekend's best stories that you might have missed.
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