Hleb, Helmer, Cole, Scholes & Nathan Barley
ItÃ¢ÂÂs been another week of interviewing footballers Ã¢ÂÂ and more besides...
Ã¢ÂÂ Watched Lionel Messi FC destroy Stuttgart. After the game, another British journalist and I waited with the understandably downbeat German media for an hour in their mixed zone. There are now two mixed zones at BarÃÂ§a, one for each team.
Virtually every media-savvy Stuttgart player stopped to talk, but we wanted to speak to Jens Lehmann and Alexsandr Hleb. We later discovered that Lehmann, 40, had been the first on the team bus and weÃ¢ÂÂd missed him. Hleb was the last player to come out. His English is OK and he was friendly enough, though still seething that his side had given Messi too much space.
Ã¢ÂÂ Had a few beers with Thomas Helmer, the former Bayern Munich captain and 68 times German international. He works as a sports journalist for TV and is very down to earth.
He played 191 games for Bayern Munich and was on the bench in the 1999 Champions League final. I got him to talk me through Sheringham and SolskjaerÃ¢ÂÂs goals, bit by bit. He shook his head as he spoke. ThereÃ¢ÂÂs still pain there. He was much happier reminiscing about winning Euro 96 at Wembley.
He had a great career, which included an unhappy spell at Sunderland. As Bayern club captain, he was often the peacemaker between the warring factions of Lothar Matthaeus and Jurgen Klinsmann. Franz Beckenbauer would summon Thomas and his actress wife to his house in Austria for summit meetings to discuss the egos in the Bayern dressing room.
Ã¢ÂÂ Flew to Manchester the next day. United had a game against Liverpool - a team who used to win the league in the '70s and '80s. Before that, I was invited to be a guest on the BBC World Service on Saturday afternoon to discuss the protests at Manchester United. The BBC really did their homework and had some top quality opinions from around the globe, including one NFL franchise owner who stuck up for the Glazers.
Most United fans donÃ¢ÂÂt feel the same. I stood with a couple of the grafters before the game and watched them sell out of green and gold scarves. The protest has been the biggest shot in the arm for the Manchester swag industry Ã¢ÂÂ and itÃ¢ÂÂs helped that the club can hardly sell official green and gold scarves.
Ã¢ÂÂ Met Andrew Cole in Manchester for a three-hour discussion. HeÃ¢ÂÂs up for doing an autobiography, but it has to be warts and all. His chapter in my last book really surprised people and he gets better with every conversation. Some of his stories are absolutely scandalous. Andrew is also extremely reliable. We do a column once a week and heÃ¢ÂÂs on the phone if IÃ¢ÂÂm late calling him. I like that.
HeÃ¢ÂÂd been at Cheltenham the day before for the races; drunks still come up to him, point at his head and sing the "he gets the ball and scores a goal" song. I think they want him to join in and bounce around with them.
Ã¢ÂÂ Went to City vs Everton. Put a cap and scarf on (not a green and gold one) and went with two City mates. IÃ¢ÂÂll be writing a lot about both teams and wanted to get up to date on the Baines and Bellamys. You see far more at the game Ã¢ÂÂ on and off the field - in comparison with television.
My ticket was in the Everton end so I couldnÃ¢ÂÂt really speak, what with my Man-ches-tor accent. I sat there as everyone around me sang "Manchester is full of shit." Ã¢ÂÂItÃ¢ÂÂs not!Ã¢ÂÂ I didnÃ¢ÂÂt stand up and shout. Ã¢ÂÂYou should give it a chance and stop being so uncharitable.Ã¢ÂÂ
Everton were very impressive, especially in their gameplan: they smothered City in the middle and didnÃ¢ÂÂt let them play. They can also call upon excellent flair players like Arteta, Saha and Pienaar.
Ã¢ÂÂ Went to that London because thatÃ¢ÂÂs where all the cockney media live and meetings take place. First stop was the lively Exmouth Market, which was full of Nathan Barley types who have never been north of Buckinghamshire.
One who's definitely not like that is Mark Ellingham, the founder of the Rough Guides, who is a United fan. WeÃ¢ÂÂve done several books together and talked about future ideas.
Ã¢ÂÂ Went to meet Luke Bainbridge in a nearby cafÃÂ©. Luke was editor of City Life magazine in Manchester and until recently on the now-defunct Observer Music Magazine. ItÃ¢ÂÂs a shame that closed, but then the Guardian Media Group give everything away for free online these days and Ã¢ÂÂ perish the thought Ã¢ÂÂ you had to pay for The Observer to get its music magazine.
I waited for Luke by a lady in a wheelchair, who was very chirpy. She was a Scouser from Anfield and, despite not liking football, gave me loads of abuse for being a United fan!
Ã¢ÂÂ Met James Scowcroft, who's still playing at Leyton Orient. Great lad. HeÃ¢ÂÂs been buying UWS for years and is really into fan culture. ItÃ¢ÂÂs heartwarming when a footballer is so interested in the fans and he had endless questions about ticket allocations and atmospheres. HeÃ¢ÂÂs read loads of books on football and is full of stories about playing against all the big names.
Top-of-the-table Norwich City are coming to Leyton Orient soon and heÃ¢ÂÂs expecting loads of abuse because he played in the best Ipswich team since the '70s. Ã¢ÂÂIÃ¢ÂÂll have 3,000 people slaughtering me,Ã¢ÂÂ he said. Ã¢ÂÂSo IÃ¢ÂÂll just look right into the eyes of one of them and watch them freak out. Then IÃ¢ÂÂll be focused.Ã¢ÂÂ
Ã¢ÂÂ Finally, interviewed a lad called Paul Scholes for United We Stand. He hates interviews and was better off the record than on it. We invited readers to send questions in and got this belter: Ã¢ÂÂWhy didnÃ¢ÂÂt your only son, Jesus Christ, inherit your ginger hair?Ã¢ÂÂ
He laughed at that one and shook his head.